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LISP? Haskel? Are you retarded? C++ is where it's at. /prog/ is full of fanboys. Name something LISP can do that you can't code in C. Case closed.

>>40
okay lesson one
in computer numbers are binary
so they are liek 010011101003010
or they are like adbagcbf then they are haxadecimal
you may also say 0xnumber to be hax
but they are harder so you must binary
so computer goes faster (no translate time)
you may also use other languages because
what i said is assembler what computer speaks you have to use assembler but can use other languages
like c (with the ++ extension maybe for serious programing) or pascal or javascript (java in short) or maybe haskell but i dont understnad it it has no loops so i dont konw how it works you cant code with no loops
get it so far?

>>40
Scheme is a minimalist Lisp, mostly used for teaching and good for embedding in other applications, but many people use it for real work too.

Common Lisp is an industrial-strength Lisp, multi-paradigm programming language with a rich library, and many features.

However, some Scheme implementations do have enough extensions to reach and maybe exceed the size of Common Lisp, at the same time, there's many portable(and less portable) libraries for Common Lisp.

The technical differences are too many too list, so I'll link you this instead http://c2.com/cgi/wiki$?LispSchemeDifferences

>>42


    What about ;aaaaaaaaaaa

many people use it for real work too

>>44

I LOL'd too

LISP? Haskel? Are you retarded? Delphi is where it's at. /prog/ is full of fanboys. Name something LISP can do that you can't code in Pascal. Case closed.

I like Clojure because it has the popularity of LISP and the elegance of the JVM.

>>47
Humour in my /prog/?

>>46
I can ask it for the 0th element of a vector/array

>>1
One word; the forced parenthisation of code. Thread over.

>>49
oNE OBVIOUS SOLUTION THAT IDIOTS LIKE YOU NEVER THINK IS TO ALTER THE MACHINES POINTER BALANCE TO -1 WHEN RUNNING FORTRAN PROGRAMS. oNCE THE BALANCE IS TANGLED WITH, YOU CAN ACHIEVE TWO-WAY COMPLETE POINTREE ON OBJECTS OR EVEN FIT INTEGERS/CHUNKS OF SMALL DATA IN THERE! lIKE lElISP HAS DONE, AND lISP1.5 BEFORE THAT, AND OTHER lISP IMPLEMENTATIONS WHICH FAVORED RESERVED CONS CELL BITS.
>>50
aCTUALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE ANY PARENTHESES AT ALL IN cOMMUNE lISP, IF YOU BOTHER ALTERING THE READTABLE. bUT LAZY FUCKS LIKE YOU NEVER READ A BOOK, THAT'S WHY THERE'S nothing ON IT!

>>51
are you dead?

>>39
The lambda-calculus is older

>>53
you've activated my function

TRAP CARD

You car'd my cuddership!

>>55
Thinking further on it, this describes * functions like append* et cetera.

Why are you guys so hung up about computers? I mean no one knows how windows came into existence, so why argue about it? Computers talk in 1's and 0's, it's completely illegible! Stop trying to understand them and get back to doing something important!

Why are you guys so hung up about vaginas? I mean no one knows how females came into existence, so why argue about it? Girls talk in lyke's and omg's, it's completely illegible! Stop trying to hit that shit and get back to hacking!