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Anonymous2009-05-25 14:56
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Anonymous2009-05-25 15:13
Andrey Evgenyevitcsh Osenenko
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Anonymous2009-05-25 15:16
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Anonymous2009-05-25 15:18
import IO, Char (toLower)
-- game works like a state machine
main = startRoom ["a copy of SICP"]
startRoom :: IO ()
startRoom inventory = do
putStrLn "Hello young lambda knight!"
putStrLn "What do you want to do?"
choice <- getLine
case (map toLower choice) of
exit -> putStrLn "Bye!"
-- TODO: add more possible inputs
_ -> putStrLn "Unrecognized command." >> startRoom
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Anonymous2009-05-25 23:24
// Copyright (c) 2009 Anonymous
// this program is free software you can redistribute it undwr the terms of
// the gnu pubic license version 2 or at you're option any later version this
// program comes free of warranties INCLUDING MERCHANDIBILITY AND FITNESS FOR
// A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
#import <stdio.h>
var main(argc)
{
displayHello_world
return 0;}
def HelloWorld do
BEGIN
printf("hello/prog/\n\0")
RESCUE
return
Fixed // Copyleft 2009 Anonymous
// this program is free software you can redistribute it undwr the terms of
// the MIT INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY LICENSE
import(studio.rb)
def main(argc) {
displayHello_world
return 0;}
def displayHelloWorld
do
puts ("hello/prog/\n")
return
end