Seriously, don't reply to it, and if you fail at that, definitely don't bump it. Learn some self-control, not ALL threads need to be replied to. Just let this one go. Seriously.
Every thread will be {replied to|turned into a shitfest},
NO EXCEPTIONS
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BUMPER ROBOT2009-05-24 6:22
I am a bumper robot. I am here to protect you from the terrible secret of /prog/
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Anonymous2009-05-24 8:22
hi
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Anonymous2009-05-24 8:30
How many people post on /prog/
I suppose unless you actually own 4chan there's no way to figure this out (any attempts to get /prog/ to work together to count would be sabotaged by /prog/)