/prog/ - What university are you from?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 16:10

I'm starting to think many of you are from MIT but I could be wrong, I'm not really from a university, I just went to ITT tech.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 16:18

I'm starting to think many of you are from ITT tech but I could be wrong, I'm not really from a trade school, I just went to MIT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 16:21

>>1
I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 16:42

>>3
I can teach you, but I have to charge.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 19:53

I went to RHUL

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 20:05

I went to TOUDAI, also known as Tokyo University, along with my friends Urashima and Narusegawa.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 20:11

Berkeley > MIT
BSD > Loooonix
no, i don't go there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 20:15

>>6
So you're the girl with giant watermelons?
Can I have your phone number?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 20:23

>>6,8
Hey, I was a crazy archeology professor there. Do you guys remember me? I had a van and some blonde adopted child.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 20:27

>>9
oh right,
the kamikaze pedophile

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 11:26

Never went to school. 10 year programmer completely self taught.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 11:36

>>11
You're too young to be using the internets!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 12:35

>>1-999
NEET

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 12:49

>>13
I found >>-998 mundane, what did you like about it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 19:10

>>7
CalTech > Berkeley > MIT

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 19:29

www.di.fc.ul.pt

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 19:56

RIT

You google it and it says
Did you mean MIT?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 20:09

UiA

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 22:00

I'm from MIT. Met the sussman in person, great guy to share a few drinks with, very smart and intuitive, had fun discussing the fundamentals of recursive pointers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 22:13

>>19
Really? I have heard the man can be a bit irritable and has been known to throw chalk at his students when angered.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 22:19

>>20
Really? I have heard the man can be a bit irritable and has been known to throw exceptions at his students when angered.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 22:40

>>20

Only when his students are incompetent.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 23:13

>>20
The sussman has been known to throw the occasional parity when climbing sequential trees. Climbing sequential trees whilst throwing parities, heh.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 23:15

I LISTEN TO INFECTED MUSHROOM WHILE I WRITE JAVA BECAUSE I AM 1337.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 2:06

CMU > *

Represent.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 2:10

>>25
Car neegie melons?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 11:25

>>26

i think you mean ``cdr neegie melons,,

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 13:21

UofT

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 14:18

Chico State

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 16:57

http://blogs.sun.com/roumen/entry/how_to_kill_a_dragon

how do i delete post

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 18:58

>>28
Me too. What campus, /prog/dolyte?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 19:04

>>31
I think you mean /prog/lodyte.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 19:29

>>30
Godammit, that almost induced me to learn smalltalk.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 19:33

>>33
Yeah, smalltalk had one of the better ones. The majority of them were terrible

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 19:34

>>32
I think you mean /prog/lobyte.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 23:48

I mostly learned some iWebs languages on my 0\/\/n.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 0:07

>>34
Smalltalk: to show that anyone can slay dragons, he gives the sword to a young girl, who not only slays the dragon but also modifies the scenario to make herself the princess.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 23:02

>>37
300% funnier

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 1:00

>>38
Why, thank you. I simply had to leverage my core competencies: knowing things about programming languages and not being an ass.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 1:38

Is this any good?

Python: Taking his sweet time, he kills the dragon in the approved fashion. It ends in tears when he tries to force his indentation on the princess.

What university are you from?

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