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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 0:45

http://xkcd.com/584/
Your latest comic sucks. Please stop making tear-jerking pseudo-romance strips and make actually funny comics, like two years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 0:50

>>1
You don't have to read them if you don't want to. There's plenty of people who enjoy them as they are. Now excuse me as I have to get back to today's groupie. She can't get enough of Little Randall.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 0:53

DON'T READ XKCD!!!

Read SICP instead. Link to full text here: http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

Also, NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 1:02

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 1:08

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 1:10

>>5
NO. Get out, SICP hater!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 1:44

>>6
back to 1970, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 14:46

The alt text is funny

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 15:10

>>5
Having read only parts of SICP but appreciated the information I got, I think that criticism is unfair. The author talks about a SICP written in another language being better than the current SICP, and somehow appears to use this as an argument against SICPs quality. Or rather, that is what your post implied.

It is like telling a good sportsman that he's not a good sportsman because the spor he excells in is not as interesting as basketball.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 15:29

>>9
If you mean that he's a faggot, I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 15:43

>>1
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE THE LAST DISCUSSION ABOUT THIS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 18:34

XKCD wouldn't be nearly as annoying if people didn't bring it up at every available opportunity.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 0:49

>>1
I thought the latest one was all right. Not everything is about programming. XKCD is [strong]a webcomic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language.
[/strong]

Yesterday's (583) comic was better, though.

http://xkcd.com/583/

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 0:55

why do you people read this shit?
and why do you make ME read it too?
FUCK YOU, /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 0:56

Nothing really special about #584, though I was quite surprised about the oral sex panel. His comic has turned into borderline smut.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 5:14

>>15
SMUT? ON MY INTERNET?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 6:22

>>12
And people wouldn't bring it up at every available opportunity if it wasn't annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 7:14

>>17
I'd settle for them only bringing up the few good ones he does as opposed to every single one.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 13:32

>>8
``If you were a search function, you'd never break the nlogn barrier.''

Has randall invented one slower than that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 14:25

hello im rand(all) the faggot join my community of faggots if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of O(n^3) sorting algorithms ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 15:06

>>20
n^3 oh wow !!hax

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 15:40

>>1
The comic just screams "I'm no longer a virgin, guys!"

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 15:41

Overall Twitterific was very stable and has not crashed in the last 3 days that we have been using it. There has been periodic loss of connection but we are not sure if that is due to the Twitter service, Twitterific or our Internet connection.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 16:12

>>1
gb2 /lounge/ this is prog, we don't care about XKCD

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 16:26

xkcd is not programming; randall can't even install openbsd

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 16:30

>>25
sagefault (thread bumped)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 16:30

>>26
Please do not less sage!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 16:31

>>27
YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 17:03

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 17:06

Trolling, the troll is banned

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 19:48

>>29
it suprise you, but i introduced those funny characters to prog after i copied them from youtube

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 20:04

>>31
So you admit to reading youtube comments?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 20:29

>>32
so what if i make comments on youtube?
i like to give the video's author some constructive feedback and have some intellectual discussion with my peers

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 20:43

>>33
youtube is the new /b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 20:51

>>34
what is you're point?
/b/ and anonymous are the kings on the internet, the shining beacons of light & hope in an internet full of USENET and gaia faggotry.
/b/ is the greatest thing that has ever happened and will ever happen to the internet. they may appear stupid on the outside, but on the inside /b/tards are the smartest, most interesting people you will ever meet

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 20:53

>>35
/b/ is greatm until you start the process of maturation

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 21:14

>>35,36
Yeah, one of the biggest turnoffs for me regarding the random imageboard is that they tend not to really think about the process and organization of maturation. Matz is the author of Ruby.

Name: sage 2009-05-16 21:24

>>35
I had a sizeable chunk of my rebuttal typed out before realising IHBT 4/10

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 21:25

>>35
/b/ was great until AOL started offering access to it, no wait that was USENET. IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 21:26

>>39
Kibo still inflates his ego on USENET. Thanks to him, we have magical phrases like YHBT YHL HAND!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 22:22

>>40
Who's Kibo?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 23:42

>>41
some faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:09

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:15

>>43
Sounds just like tripfags with inflated sense of self-worth

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:25

>>44
Well, that's how things were. If you stayed anonymous in those days you were considered a coward and would be subsequently ridiculed for it. Funny how it's quite the opposite here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:28

>>45
Things used to be like slashdot....dear god

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:34

>>46
This was a time even before Slashdot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:35

>>45,46
The difference is that most people actually used their IRL names, which is a good thing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:36

What is an O(n log2n) barrier for a search function?  It only makes sense for sort functions that only compare and assign internally (there is a short proof of that involving construction of a search tree of size n!).
Randall didn't do his algorithms homework.  How shameful.
Read SICP, Randall.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:36

>>47
I meant ``Things used to be like slashdot is now''

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:43

>>49
Indeed. A binary search has worst time complexity of log(n), with Grover's quantum algorithm taking sqrt(n) for an unsorted array of n items. This randall person reminds me of a first year computer science undergrad, at best.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:47

>>51
wat? log(n)<sqrt(n) for any N

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:55

>>50
The real >>47 here. and IHBT because that's what >>50 is.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 5:15

goddamnit, /prog/.
i was bored so i decided to visit a board i don't usually frequent, i visited /tg/. this was the top thread on the first page:
>what are your favorite web comics fa/tg/uys and what makes em good. pic related my number 1: xkcd

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 7:56

>>52
That log(n) is for a sorted array. You could say that binary search requires O(sort) + O(search) ~= O(nlog(n))
Grover's algorithm operates in O(sqrt(n)) on an unsorted array.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 8:03

Grover can suck my cleveland

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 8:06

>>56
Stephen Grover Cleveland was both the 22nd and 24th President of the United States.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 8:13

>>57
THanks wolfram

Name: DISCORDIAN CHAOS MEME FAN 2009-05-17 8:36

>>57
Note how 23 is missing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 8:57

>>59
I loved that book

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 10:02

>>60
what book?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 10:18

>>61
``Principia Discordia'':
POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar’s sect. And POEE also
recognizes the Holy 23 (2+3=5) that is incorporated by Episkopos Dr.
Mordecai Malignatius, KNS, into his Discordian sect, The Ancient
Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.

It is also used a lot in ``Illuminatus!'', but Xarn doesn't like it so it is probably unscientific.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 11:11

Too bad that The Schroedinger's Cat Trilogy was better, with less of that political/economy/philosophy shit, and more physics.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 17:23

I was actually referring to the Illuminatus! trilogy, but ya. Screw Xarn.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 17:30

Randall stuff isn't so bad unless you're a permavirgin /prog/er allergic to human contact.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 18:31

>>65
∴ it is bad.  What's you're point?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-18 3:25

>>65
I'm those things and I like Randall's comic. What now?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 11:47

Due to minutes^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hweeks of
unrelenting plagiar^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hresearch
HACKER JARGON do people actually talk like that? Jesus Christ.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 12:15

what the hell does H^H^H^H^H^H mean?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 12:26

>>69
really?
>>68
No, I'd have used ^W

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 12:27

>>69
Hacker jargon.

I wonder if FV speaks like that when nobody's looking.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 12:28

>>70
Ya rly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 12:30

>>71
s/Hacker/Computer literate/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 12:30

>>69
How old are you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:03

>>1
don't link it

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:21

>>74
21, why?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:24

H^H^H^H^H^H
i'm 12 and what is this?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:39

>>77
I just looked it up and it turns out that it's a /b/ meme. I've been looking at a /b/ meme for two weeks, not aware of it. Shit.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-08-09 13:45

>>78 check out http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Category:Memes
Its invaluable at understanding chantarded speech. /b/ apparently produces less memes now but its easy to get out of the loop with the subcultures here.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:47

>>79
Its invaluable at understanding chantarded speech.
Why would I want to do that? /prog/ seems to be pretty /b/speak-free.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:52

>>78
It's an old-school Usenet meme, friend. It predates /b/ by about four billion internet years.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 13:55

>>81
I'm not your friend, nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:00

>>82
I'm not your                , redacted.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 14:06


>>79
Are you an Queer!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 15:06

>>78
What an idiot. Doesn't even know his ASCII.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-09 17:17

>>81
He was referring to the ``i'm 12 and what is this'' meme, not the ``^H^H^H^H^H^H^H'' meme.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 8:18

>>86
How was I supposed to know that? I've never been to /b/!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:15

>>87
Are you an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:23

http://www.xkcd.com/619/

Figures that Randall likes Flash.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:27

>>89
It's open source; he should write it himself instead of whining.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:36

>>90
Shirley, you jest. Who would write xkcd?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:40

>>91
An untrained monkey. Seeing that monkeys have no higher emotions, we could enjoy a science webcomic not polluted by references to rand(all)'s love affairs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:41

>>92
Go eat cheeseburgers randy!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:43

>>93
Please come with me, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:48

>>94
Why!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:50

>>95
You are accused of being an anus and are to be escorted to the lounge.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:50

>>96
Stop trolling me!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 9:59

>>97
I'm sorry, you are a poor-quality anus impostor. The real Anus would have said ``I can insure you I am no anus!''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 0:09

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