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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 7:14


I have a table with one integer field (num) containing numbers ranging from one to a 16 million. I need to sort the table from how far they are from a specific number.

So if I have the number 90, 95, 100, 102, 107, 200 and 100 is the start number then the output would be.

num
---
100
102
95
107
90
200

Is this possible?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 7:24

Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 7:27

No. You need to upgrade to Oracle 11g for Enterprise Starship Class arithmetical querying capabilities. Type UPGRADE into your mysql console and an Oracle representative will arrive to take your check for $50000 and provide you with Expert Database DBA Administration assistance.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 8:14

>>3
I am an enterprise DB admin. I only use IBM DB2

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 8:55

What kind of a faggot pronounces it ``my see quill''

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 9:07

>>5
ultra enterprise faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 15:32

It's very possible. It really isn't hard either. Think for more than half a second instead of trying to get someone to feed you the answer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 21:07

Use the ABS function.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 21:47

SELECT num, if((num-100) < 0, (num-100)*-1, num-100) AS x
FROM table
ORDER BY x ASC

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 21:48

This will not work for compression. Give up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 22:39

SELECT num FROM table ORDER BY ABS(num-100) ASC;

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 2:23

It's pronounced 'squirrel'.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 2:37

It's pronounced squller

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 3:18

I pronounce it SCHWWWWWIIIIIIIIIL, making sure a thorough coating of saliva hits the listener.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 2:57

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