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Wolfram|Alpha

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 23:39

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 23:50

This thing looks so cuil

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 0:29

>>1
So what's the difference between this and looking shit up on Wikipedia again?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 0:34

>>3
They're on like totally different websites.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 7:09

>>3
Wikipedia is inaccurate because anyone can edit it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 7:24

>>5
That's really not the point of my criticism...
This thing seems like an over-glorified encyclopedia.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 9:54

>>6
Wikipedia doesn't do integrals or calculate the answer to pressure-temperature problems for you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 10:06

>>7
I have no need for that.
Also, there are plenty of math software out there already.
What else?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 21:31

>>8
I have no need for math software or wikipedia.
There are plenty of pens and paper out there already.
What else?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 21:46

>>6
Maybe it's intended to be a collection of knowledge specifically about mathematics. You know, a sort of mathematics encyclopedia.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-14 23:43

>>2
I lol'd

But i disagree. Shit looks so useful you don't understand. I can think of so many ways to use this right now I'm blowing up. gaaaaaaaaaaah

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 0:20

If only they had a way to interface this with neurally, like a direct hookup into your brain. Then you can go about your day, looking things up instantly whilst you're walking or eating with friends.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 0:21

>>12
They have that already. It's called high school

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 0:29

>>13
high school
friends

Not for me they dont :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 2:11

Fun:
"Will this program halt?"

Serious:
"What is the computational complexity of Quicksort?"

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 14:51



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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 15:08

>>7
>>9
fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 15:45

>>2
that joke looks so stolen from reddit

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-15 18:34

>>18
Except that reddit doesn't make up it's own jokes only steals them, mind you, it could have been stolen from somewhere else first.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 10:23

2:50pm May 16th, 2009
jptollenboom says:
I am very happy to be able to witness this launch. This is more important than the first man on the moon. Congratulations to Stephen Wolfram and team.

2:52pm   May 16th, 2009
orlebeke says:
I have graet admiration for this immense enterprise which I thought was impossible. Feel like Lalande - the French atronomer - confronted with the Montgolfiers-balloon flight in 1783 which he had prdedicted as totally impossible in 1782. Jacob Orlebeke

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 12:49

Sorry, Wolfram Alpha is temporarily unavailable. Please try again.

Error: DataPacletFilter: Unable to get Connection Cannot create PoolableConnectionFactory (Too many connections)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 14:45

5:24pm   May 16th, 2009
finfin82 says:
congratulations, you have made a very good job so far. its unbelivable what you have done. you did what is the dream of human mandkind, you made it possible to access the combinated knowlegde of the internet thats pretty cool ;-)

6:35pm   May 16th, 2009
abulufia says:
This surely marks the transformation from the Information Age to the Knowlege Age. Wolfram will in time be recognised as important as Sir Tim Berners-Lee, and I am proud he is also a Brit, and from my home town of Oxford!

8:01pm   May 16th, 2009
jacobt says:
I do think this marks the beginning of a new age of Computing. And, it's really quite neat to see the brain center of the operations.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 14:49

>>20,22
This may surprise you, but all those people are actually Stephen Wolfram.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 15:04

the author sounds a real tosspiece

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 16:13

This may surprise you but I invented Wolfram|Alpha.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 18:31

Too much XmlHttpRequest wankery and unnecessary pictures of text. I still have no idea how to use it, except for toy problems such as ``GDP of Guatemala 20 years ago''

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 18:41

>>26
Asking for the GDP of a country is now the new fibonacci.
Fact.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 18:43

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 18:46

If you type in your date of birth, it will tell you all types of statistics about that date, such as what day it was, how long ago from the current date it is, etc.
I was born 21 years 5 months and 5 days ago, if anybody is interested.
This is the only real use I've found for this piece of machinery.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 18:59

How do you pronounce Wolfram|Alpha?
I)   Wolfram Pipe Alpha
II)  Wolfram Alpha (faggot)
III) Wolfram Vertical Bar Alpha
IV)  Wolfram Gas Explosion

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 19:14

>>30
Your question makes the assumption that the reader has pronounced Wolfram | Alpha in real life. This is a faulty assumption. Indeed, whilst most people succumb to the temptation of "sub-vocal reading", ie. reading text with an "inner-voice," you wrongly assume everybody uses such techniques for reading.
As a speed reader for many years, I employ much faster methods which don't involve sub-vocalization. Additionally, I've never found the need to use these words in real life with other people. So therefore your question does not apply to me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 19:28

>>31
Respondents in you're situation are encouraged to interpret such questions as ``How would you pronounce …, should the need arise?''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 19:28

>>30
Volfram Alpha

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 19:29

>>30
Wolfram or Alpha

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 19:30

>>31
Wolfram Spike Alpha

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 19:41

>>31
Perchance in the future I shall phrase such questons ``How does one...'' It is a shame that the use of ``one'' as a pronoun has fallen into disuse as it has a quite useful and pleasing generality. I shall do my best to re-introduce it into on-line technical discourse. When I am not posting on /prog/ I am an influential ``blogger'' and technologist.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 19:42

>>31
but u shld lrn 2 wrt more sccnt

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 21:17

>>36
To resort to the pronominal ``one'' would be sure folly in these cases, as the query is chiefly concerned with the persuasion of the individual respondent, not the practices he believes are standard or appropriate among the general populace.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 21:43

>>31
You know, while reading your post I realized that I've for some reason been sub-vocalizing while reading all day. I don't even know how long it's been since I started doing it, it may have been weeks. Anyway, thank you, I read much faster again now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-16 22:10

>>39
Just don't forget to breathe as you read...
Heh

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 0:38

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:27

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 4:50

>>16
I lol'd then recalled youtube filled with such ASCII art.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 6:12

>>30
Ulfam Lalfa

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 8:00

>>36
Influential blogger and technologist??? Links plz

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 8:02

fuck wolfram alpha, it's just a project with media backup hoping to develop along as people come (and advertising revenue).
It's not coincidental there's a fucking feedback field in the front page; it shows they're hoping exactly for that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 13:42

>SICP
Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

>Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs
Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

>Sussman
Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

>Gerald Jay Sussman
Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 13:44

>>47
EXPERT QUOTING

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 13:50

>>48
>EXPERT QUOTING
Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 13:53

Your gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 13:57

Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with his gay.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-19 15:14

>>51
I know what to do with his gay, if you know what I mean.

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:28

The rom with ultraviolent?

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