/prog/ - The truth about OOP in popular languages

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 10:53

Any sufficiently complicated object-oriented program in a popular language contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a domain specific language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 11:29

Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 11:46

Any sufficiently complicated object-oriented program in a popular language contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 11:55

Any sufficiently complicated Thinking in Java Second Edition in a popular language contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow half of SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 11:56

SICP contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 11:58

SICP contains an implementation of SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 12:34

OP is having Ruby envy

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 13:26

>>1-7
I LOVE THIS THREAD! IVE READ IT 9 TIMES!!!! KEEP POSTING!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 13:33

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 13:50

>>9
anux haxing tiem!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 14:04

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 14:12

>>10
$ host -l 208.77.188.166 166.188.77.208.in-addr.arpa domain name pointer www.example.com.

Enjoy haxing the IANA's anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 14:16

>>12
I will, along with my job.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 14:26

>>13
I will, along with YOU'RE job.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 14:32

>>14
What about my are job?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 14:39

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 15:18

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 16:17

The human mind contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of--oh look tits!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 16:24

Any sufficiently complicated mouth in a popular mammal contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of an anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 17:07

This thread contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of `yes`.

Name: Sagey McSagerson 2009-05-13 17:09

This thread contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of /dev/random

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 17:15

This board contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 18:28

What about unpopular languages?

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:26

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The truth about OOP in popular languages

1 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 10:53

2 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 11:29

3 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 11:46

4 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 11:55

5 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 11:56

6 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 11:58

7 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 12:34

8 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 13:26

9 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 13:33

10 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 13:50

11 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 14:04

12 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 14:12

13 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 14:16

14 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 14:26

15 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 14:32

16 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 14:39

17 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 15:18

18 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 16:17

19 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 16:24

20 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 17:07

21 Name: Sagey McSagerson 2009-05-13 17:09

22 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 17:15

23 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-13 18:28

25 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 1:59

26 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 3:12

27 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:18

28 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:23

29 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:26