So I herd u liek mudkips...

Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?

EPIC WIN ARCHIVE NAO LEGENDARY THREAD >>3 IS A NEWFAG

>>2 You know not what you have done young wizard.

>>1-4
Same person

lulz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj1eDb53KJs

Shitty thread wasshoi Back to /b/, please.

wOw

sagetank request

Needles to say
Also what >>9 said.

So i herd u liek mudkipz?

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This again? Needles to say, I saw this various times.

"What was holiest and mightiest¹ of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us?"
___________
¹: MY ANUS

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 14:03

20 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:04

21 Name: isayfu 2011-03-11 18:46

Here at the kkk club we fuck mudkips all the time, i dont see what the deal is...

22 Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 20:03

Classic copypasta DOES NOT BELONG TO /prog/

23 Name: penis 2011-11-12 19:15

faggot

24 Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2011-11-12 19:35

>>22
As old as the intenets

25 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-12 23:27

>>1
Mudkips? When I was your age, we had 150 Pokémon and we liked it!

26 Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2011-11-13 4:21

>>25
my Pokemons, let me show you them!!!

27 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 20:40

I've come across a worrying study on sperm count worldwide, according to this study, between 1938 and 1991 mean sperm count decreased significantly.

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