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Programming test

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 15:00

I interviewed for my first programming job out of college and they asked me to come back and take a 2 hour long aptitude test tomorrow.

What do you think will be on that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 15:01

lots and lots of scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 15:03

it's probably a general IQ test. or else it will be whatever the specific position entails. although, that's kind of stupid, whoever could write a test that will test your ability to do the job would be capable of it themselves (maybe they are if it's a team thing, but then they're falling prey to the mythical-man-month).

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 15:05

what programming languages do you know and whats your knowladge-depth in the said languages?
im in collage too but my collage sux so i was wondering..

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 15:10

aptitude
Let's talk about why apt-get is superior.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 15:13

>>4

This job is for mostly a language that I do not know specifically, but the market for it is low and they would rather train someone than higher someone experienced who would expect a large amount of money.

It should be easy though, it's a derivative of BASIC. My knowledge is in Java,C#,PHP,HTML,CSS

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 15:15

>>5

sudo apt-get install me-a-job

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 15:16

it's a derivative of BASIC
Please elaborate

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 15:20

>>6

HTML/CSS will help you son.

Especially with BASIC

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 15:27

>>8

UniBASIC

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 15:49

It probably just asks you to solve random problems (like parsing through something and outputting it in a certain way) so they can see how fast you can do it, how effective, and if you can do it without bugs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 15:51

They will ask you to do exercises from 5th chapter of SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 16:19

You will be asked to recite the complete works of Donald Knuth from memory, without mistake

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 18:37

If there's a personality test, just walk out. You don't want to work there. (OK, fine, the market's bad right now, you probably want any job you can get. Still, know what to expect.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 18:43

They will ask you to show them your snake. If you pull out your penis you have failed. If you grab the interviewer's arm and draw the /prog/ snake.in black ink you have passed. If you do this without prompting at the start of the interview you will surpass all other candidates and certainly be hired.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 3:47

So, what was on the test?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 4:55

>>16
It was a note, on it written in bold strong letters

"YHBT"

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 4:56

ckUtelenovela

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 5:13

>>17
Well, at least they didn't use faggot quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 5:26

>>7
could not find me-a-job.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 5:54

>>20
sudo make me a sandwich

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 5:57

>>21
Shut the fuck up.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 6:41

>>22
Hey hey now. Using that kind of language around here won't win you any friends mister. I demand you apologize to twenty-one this instant.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 7:46

>>22
Please read that and you will get the joke;
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071214035217AAC3U9e

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 8:45

>>24
*excellent* xkcd site
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 9:47

>>25
YYH. HAND.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 12:53

>>24
# sudo make me stop raging uncontrollably

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 12:56

>>27
sudo: This is not ubuntu, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 12:57

>>26
YYH
Yu-Yu Hakusho?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 13:01

>>28
make: *** No rule to make target `me'.  Stop.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 15:58

>>16
The test was a language-free programmer/Analyst aptitude test (or LPAT) (I am not sure if this is the exact test but i do remember seeing programmer Analyst on the top of the test)

It had questions that resembled Assembly, where you had to store data in memory locations and then add them. But it referred to it as "obtaining payment" and putting them in "drawers". It had about 8 constraints for example you have to store to "drawer n" before "drawer n-1". i.e. data cannot go into drawer 2 if drawer 3 is empty.

It also tested my ability with complex expressions and numerical analysis. And lastly it had questions that were similar to pseudo code and you were to give the resulting values of certain vars.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 23:18

>>31
did you pass?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 0:54

This is an *excellent* thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 1:05

>>33
*...*
Please use [i]proper[/b] BBCode emphasis.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 1:07

>>34
Lol, this post would be funny except I think you actually tried.  >>33 was probably making a joke based off of a link mentioned earlier in the thread. 

Please back to /lounge/!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 1:10

>>34
M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 2:25

>>35
Why would I have read this thread?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 2:28

>>37
Ah, touche.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 3:59

>>34
Please read that and you will get the joke;
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071214035217AAC3U9e

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 4:32

>>39
For some reason, reading this webpage made me really angry. I don't really understand why though. Anyone else experience a similar feeling?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 5:06

>>40
"sudo make me a sandwich" comes from the *excellent* xkcd site
comes from the *excellent* xkcd site
*excellent* xkcd site
*excellent* xkcd
*excellent*

That is why you became angry.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 6:41

>>40
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 6:48

what was the test OP?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 18:12

>>43
The test was good. Good test.

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