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[EN] WARNING: THIS THREAD IS BEING USED TO CONTAIN A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS THREAD. DO NOT ENTER THIS AREA. DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD. DAMAGE CONTROL AGENTS WILL SHOOT ON SIGHT.
[DE] ACHTUNG: DIESES GEWINDE WIRD BENUTZT, UM EIN MÖGLICHERWEISE GEFÄHRLICHES GEWINDE ZU ENTHALTEN. DIESEN BEREICH NICHT EINGEBEN. NICHT IN DIESEM GEWINDE BEKANNTGEBEN. BESCHÄDIGUNG STEUERmittel SCHIESSEN AUF ANBLICK.
[IT] AVVERTISMO: QUESTO FILETTO STA USANDO PER CONTENERE UN FILETTO POTENZIALMENTE PERICOLOSO. NON ENTRARE IN QUESTA ZONA. NON INVIARE IN QUESTO FILETTO. GLI AGENTI DI CONTROLLO DI DANNI SPARERANNO SU VISTA.
[FR] AVERTISSEMENT : CE FIL EST EMPLOYÉ POUR CONTENIR UN FIL POTENTIELLEMENT DANGEREUX. NE PAS ENTRER DANS CE SECTEUR. NE PAS SIGNALER EN CE FIL. LES AGENTS DE COMMANDE DE DOMMAGES TIRERONT SUR LA VUE.
[RU] ПРЕДУПРЕЖДЕНИЕ : эта нить, которая используется для сдерживания потенциально опасные цепочки. Не вводите этой области. Не отвечайте в эту тему. Ущерба будут стрелять без предупреждения.
[JA] 警告: この糸が可能性としては危ない糸を含んでいるのに使用されている。 この区域に入ってはいけない。 この糸で掲示してはいけない。 被害対策の代理店は視力で撃つ。
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Can I have the pasta about "this thread is being used for stroke patients to help excerse their brains, please do not post in it"?

The W4C EBS can use a little bit of BBCode

(☣) [☢] 4chan EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM [☢] (☣)
[EN] WARNING: THIS THREAD IS BEING USED TO CONTAIN A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS THREAD. DO NOT ENTER THIS AREA. DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD. DAMAGE CONTROL AGENTS WILL SHOOT ON SIGHT.
[DE] ACHTUNG: DIESES GEWINDE WIRD BENUTZT, UM EIN MÖGLICHERWEISE GEFÄHRLICHES GEWINDE ZU ENTHALTEN. DIESEN BEREICH NICHT EINGEBEN. NICHT IN DIESEM GEWINDE BEKANNTGEBEN. BESCHÄDIGUNG STEUERmittel SCHIESSEN AUF ANBLICK.
[IT] AVVERTISMO: QUESTO FILETTO STA USANDO PER CONTENERE UN FILETTO POTENZIALMENTE PERICOLOSO. NON ENTRARE IN QUESTA ZONA. NON INVIARE IN QUESTO FILETTO. GLI AGENTI DI CONTROLLO DI DANNI SPARERANNO SU VISTA.
[FR] AVERTISSEMENT : CE FIL EST EMPLOYÉ POUR CONTENIR UN FIL POTENTIELLEMENT DANGEREUX. NE PAS ENTRER DANS CE SECTEUR. NE PAS SIGNALER EN CE FIL. LES AGENTS DE COMMANDE DE DOMMAGES TIRERONT SUR LA VUE.
[RU] ПРЕДУПРЕЖДЕНИЕ : эта нить, которая используется для сдерживания потенциально опасные цепочки. Не вводите этой области. Не отвечайте в эту тему. Ущерба будут стрелять без предупреждения.
[JA] 警告: この糸が可能性としては危ない糸を含んでいるのに使用されている。 この区域に入ってはいけない。 この糸で掲示してはいけない。 被害対策の代理店は視力で撃つ。
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This thread is an archive of communications between nursing care staff and senior citizens suffering from dementia. The main purpose here is to maintain and activate patients' brain activities by giving them a chance to practice keyboard typing. General public are strictly prohibited to access this thread.

노ㄴ노 where is my Korean translation, boyo?

>>8
Korea is pig AWESOME

(☣) [☢] 4chan EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM [☢] (☣)
[EN] WARNING: THIS THREAD IS BEING USED TO CONTAIN A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS THREAD. DO NOT ENTER THIS AREA. DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD. DAMAGE CONTROL AGENTS WILL SHOOT ON SIGHT.
[DE] ACHTUNG: DIESES GEWINDE WIRD BENUTZT, UM EIN MÖGLICHERWEISE GEFÄHRLICHES GEWINDE ZU ENTHALTEN. DIESEN BEREICH NICHT EINGEBEN. NICHT IN DIESEM GEWINDE BEKANNTGEBEN. BESCHÄDIGUNG STEUERmittel SCHIESSEN AUF ANBLICK.
[IT] AVVERTISMO: QUESTO FILETTO STA USANDO PER CONTENERE UN FILETTO POTENZIALMENTE PERICOLOSO. NON ENTRARE IN QUESTA ZONA. NON INVIARE IN QUESTO FILETTO. GLI AGENTI DI CONTROLLO DI DANNI SPARERANNO SU VISTA.
[FR] AVERTISSEMENT : CE FIL EST EMPLOYÉ POUR CONTENIR UN FIL POTENTIELLEMENT DANGEREUX. NE PAS ENTRER DANS CE SECTEUR. NE PAS SIGNALER EN CE FIL. LES AGENTS DE COMMANDE DE DOMMAGES TIRERONT SUR LA VUE.
[RU] ПРЕДУПРЕЖДЕНИЕ : эта нить, которая используется для сдерживания потенциально опасные цепочки. Не вводите этой области. Не отвечайте в эту тему. Ущерба будут стрелять без предупреждения.
[JA] 警告: この糸が可能性としては危ない糸を含んでいるのに使用されている。 この区域に入ってはいけない。 この糸で掲示してはいけない。 被害対策の代理店は視力で撃つ。
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LES AGENTS DE COMMANDE DE DOMMAGES TIRERONT SUR LA VUE.
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les haxe de la anus

>>12
NO EXCEPCIONES

>>11
It means that the people charged with sending orders for the damages will pull on the optical device. HTH.

French here, I made a descent translation:
Attention : Ce fil de discussion est actuellement utilisée pour contenir tout risque potentiel de fil de discussion dangereux.
N'entrez pas dans ce secteur. Ne postez pas dans ce fil. Les agents de contrôles des dommages tireront à vus.

>>15
Learn English spelling and French spelling.

>>15
You're not French.

utilisée
contrôles
vus

Also ``fil'' is very awkward. Most people would still use ``thread'', ``topic'' or at least ``sujet''.

>>17
I bet he is. People who put in the effort to learn French would not make such dumb mistakes, kind of like how it's mostly natives who confuse you're/your.

>>18
'utilisée' and 'vus' may be mistakes a dumb but native speaker would do. 'Fil' is not. Nobody uses that word to say a thread. Nobody. 'discussion' is a common alternative, as is 'sujet'.

>>17
I've tried to correct this pasta before, but it's too widespread now. Even if you post an edit it won't be picked up.

Aussi, haxe mon anus.

>>15
Quebec-based EXPERT PROGRAMMER here, your french is terrible. So is your english. I certainly won't ask about your Lisp.

>>19
I've seen fil pretty often amongst usenet types, and it's also the preferred term for the sort of insufferable retards who use the ridiculous tech-related words introduced by the académie française like courriel.

Anyway, good kopipe is sacred and should always be posted as is, with all mistakes intact.

>>20
Turn that upside down frown around!

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♪ J'ai envie de violer des femmes ♫

>>24
J'ai envie de hax my anus

>>23
puts( "GIVE UNTO ME YOUR MIGHTY COCK FRODO\n" )

>>24
♪J'aimerai te pirater l'anus, sale aigri.♫

I just leave it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZFr2Fh66zs

the german translation is total bullcrap.

I just leave it here again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mqhkuOF7s

And I dare y'all, I double dare you to say that it's not programming. Bitches! It is programming, it is its core, playing the accordion in the whorehouse, that's it!

BLINKEN LITS

BRIKREN RITZ

ALERTA: AQUEST FIL S'ESTÀ UTILITZANT PER ALBERGAR UN FIL POTENCIALMENT PERILLÓS. NO ENTREU A AQUESTA ZONA. NO PUBLIQUEU A AQUEST FIL. AGENTS DE CONTROL DE DANYS DISPARARAN A VISTA.

>>31
i graduated from MIT and now i have to play the accordion in the whorehouse for a living. its not funny dude.

>>35
Can't say much about the pay scale, but I'm positive the working conditions are far superior to any cubical I ever  worked in.
Just sayin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Y-ATix9rU

>>36
Is the only cubicle you've ever worked in a men's toilet cubicle?

>>38
Yes, so what?

>>35
1. Break into CSAIL in the middle of the night
2. Set up a fridge and a cot in one of the Stata Center's folds
3. ???
4. Profit!

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>>34
what language is it?

>>28
maybe i'm too drunk, but this is awesome.

donkey

46 Name: Anonymous 2013-06-09 12:27

>>5
sorry /g/ro i couldn't find it even by googling site:dis.4chan.org inurl:prog "stroke patients"

could the anon that originally wrote this rewrite it?