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You like Java

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 10:12

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 10:13

Haskell is for niggers

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 10:15

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 10:52

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 10:57

>>4
What is the purpose of the motivator frame in this one?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 10:59

>>5
I don't get your question... what do you mean?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 11:19

>>6
I mean that the white text on the black background adds nothing to the image. It might as well say ``HAX MY'' and ``anus'' and it'd be equally (un)funny.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 11:50

>>7
No, that would be funnier.

Name: HMA MEME FAN 2009-04-30 11:53

>>8
Case in point.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 13:13

>>1
Pig disgusting indentation is pig disgusting

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 13:20

>>10
How would you indent it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 14:28

>>1
Did you make this unfunny piece of shit just for us, OP?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 15:08

BufferedReader br = new BufferedReader(new FileReader("penis.txt"));

And wait a minute, what the fuck is so horrible about having three nested classes? Any production code will have classes nested in the hundreds, possibly thousands. The reason for the wrapping is because of the flexibility of a BufferedReader, e.g.: you can use it to read from a URLConnection socket.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 15:18

>>13
And I should note in C (the archetypal easy IO language lol fopen fread) if you try wrap a socket in a FILE* it will blow up in your face.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 15:23

>>13
ha.  hundreds.  anyone who uses more then a hundred needs to worry less about OOP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 16:22

>>1-4,6,8
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 16:41

>>16
back to /a/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 17:21

>>17
lol I don't go on /a/, sage @ you!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 20:00

>>13

Bad idea. The use of FileReader is discouraged since it has a tendency to screw up Unicode like a mofo.

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 20:31

>>19
storing data in unicode
Oh, you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 20:40

>>20
ばかやろ!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 20:44

>>21
It's funny because MySQL doesn't store unicode fields in plain unicode.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 21:13

>>19-20,22
"Unicode" is not an encoding.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 21:21

>>23
Unicode is a standard that specifies how a character set and how it should be encoded. >>19-20,22 never said otherwise.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 21:55

>>24
It does not specify how characters should be encoded.  Encoding is defined is other standards, Unicode merely maps graphemes to numbers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 23:26

>>24
The problem is that saying something is "stored in plain Unicode" does not really tell you anything about how it really is stored. It's like saying integers in MySQL are "stored as Numbers".
Also, what exactly is "plain unicode?" Are there different unicodes I'm not aware of?

http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/Unicode.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 23:28

>>26
Linking to joel on software
ihbt

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-01 0:27

Eye hibbit

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 16:24

>>7
No, actually what it would say is "MY ANUS.  Hax it."  Or have you forgotten how these posters work?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 16:39

>>26
No Excuses!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 19:37

>>30
One might even say, "No Exceptions!"

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:31

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

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