Programming nightmares

I had a nightmare, /prog/.

I wrote a program and dreamt that when I woke up, my website has hacked to pieces because it was written in PHP and somehow someone found a way to maliciously exploit the script.

The nightmare was so real! I got up right away to check on my website to see if it actually happened. But it was still there and had not written it in PHP, but in Perl.

not written it in PHP, but in Perl
Now you have more than one problem.

Now you have more than one problem.
but being hacked by 2-year-olds isn't one of them.

>>2
That's not how that phrase works.

>>4
It's meant to be ironic... like rain on you're wedding day.

>>5
What about I am wedding day???

>>6
It's ironic

>>7
What about it is ironic?

It's like dreaming that you were kicked in the nuts to wake up from being punched in the face

>>10
It's a free ride, which you just didn't take.

>>5,11
Stop this post haste.

Don't change these.

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