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Bjarne Stroustrup

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 5:26

is giving a presentation about C++0x at my university.


But I missed the RSVP date.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 5:32

Bjarne Stroustrup IS MURDERER

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 5:39

>>1
Go anyway. You can probably sneak in, and there might be food.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 5:43

>>3
There might be food, and so can probabli sneak in.
Anyway, go.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 6:38

>>1
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 13:24

>>1
SHOOT HIM
SHOOT HIM NOW

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 15:30

Ask him how to pronounce his name, by giving him four choices:
1) Buhjarny
2) Björk
3) Byarn (faggot)
4) Byudder
Then, when he picks the faggot choice, smack him upside the head with a hardcover copy of SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 15:31

Byarney.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 15:31

Use the word ``sepplesox''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 16:38

>>9
This, sans faggot quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 19:46

>>7
3) Byarn-uh (faggot)

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 20:04

Byorny Stripstrap.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-28 21:01

OP: don't feel bad about it... same thing happened to me too with Bjarne speaking at my school's computer science department. I didn't read my email and missed the announcement that he was coming. See if you can get it anyway; bring your copy of The C++ Programming Language and demand to the bouncers that you can enter so Bjarne can sign it for you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 0:08

Byarneh Shitstoop

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 3:23

>>14
I'm not sure why, but I seriously laughed. Hard.

Thank you, Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 14:03

>How do you pronounce "Bjarne Stroustrup?"
http://www.research.att.com/~bs/bs_faq.html#pronounce
http://www.research.att.com/~bs/pronounciation.wav

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 15:40

You know you're a faggot when you have a sound file of your name being pronounced on your webpage

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 15:43

~bs

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 16:00

Byarneh Shitstoop (faggot)

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 16:02

>>16
We have been trolled constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 16:05

>>17
http://www.python.org/~guido/guido.au

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 16:15

Hello, my name is Gerald Jay Sussman, and I pronounce cdr as cudder.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 16:33

[beep]
 — Hello, Richard Stallman here…
 — Hello, this is Leenus Tarballs and I pronounce Leenooks as Leenooks!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 16:39

List over great Danish programmers:

- Bjarne Stroustrup
- David Heinemeier Hansson

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 16:40

>>23
What is this from? I recognise this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 16:44

>>25
RMS Matthew Stallman's Free Software Song (techno rehax)

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 16:53

>>26
Link please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 16:56

>>27
Jeez.
http://www.google.ru/search?hl=ru&q=-inurl%3A(htm|html|php) intitle%3A"index of" +"last modified" +"parent directory" +description +size +(ogg|flac||mp3) "free software song" &lr=

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-29 16:57

http://www.jwz.org/hacks/rms-remix.mp3
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