Programmers

Programmers are the worst losers in the whole world.  They are
humanity's most useless members.

Unable to do anything since their childhood because of their black
soul and dull conscience they start digging the memory of a primitive
device --- personal computer --- their parents bought to them out of
pity.  These diggings (also called "programming"), which are in fact
nothing but typing meaningless strings of symbols solely to relieve
the pain in an empty and worthless soul, induce the feeling of
euphoria, which, however, doesn't last for very long, and soon it
makes space for more familiar loneliness, tastelessness and
senselessness of existence; such feelings can only appear in a dry and
talentless soul, in a soul can only see emptiness, despair and
unwillingness to live, limited by perishing and ash-like body.

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I am sure that you understand that all of it is empty, unfulfilling, completely meaningless. Your girlfriend is cheating on you with other girls because she feels it too. You feel alone no matter how many girlfriends you have. You will die completely, absolutely, shatteringly alone. There will be no one looking at you through millions of parsecs that separate you from souls of the others. Not even Charon will greet you from his boat: you will just disappear in nothingness, forgotten in 10 minutes after your ashes are stored in an unmarked urn. The world will go on with the same multitude of colors, shapes, smells and voices.