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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 15:05

Programmers are the worst losers in the whole world.  They are
humanity's most useless members.

Unable to do anything since their childhood because of their black
soul and dull conscience they start digging the memory of a primitive
device --- personal computer --- their parents bought to them out of
pity.  These diggings (also called "programming"), which are in fact
nothing but typing meaningless strings of symbols solely to relieve
the pain in an empty and worthless soul, induce the feeling of
euphoria, which, however, doesn't last for very long, and soon it
makes space for more familiar loneliness, tastelessness and
senselessness of existence; such feelings can only appear in a dry and
talentless soul, in a soul can only see emptiness, despair and
unwillingness to live, limited by perishing and ash-like body.

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-24 10:21

OP described me well.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 10:24

As soon as i got my first atari 2600... i stopped playing soccer at all (i used to play it _everyday_)

As soon as i got my first Spectrum ZX, i stopped drawing at all (i used to draw very well, comic characters, robots and people.. i was good :) )

Now i am a nerd with a black soul, but i got a decent salary (for my country) and a terrific girlfriend that search for girls for both of us :)

Thank You, silicon gods!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 10:37

>>83
I am sure that you understand that all of it is empty, unfulfilling, completely meaningless. Your girlfriend is cheating on you with other girls because she feels it too. You feel alone no matter how many girlfriends you have. You will die completely, absolutely, shatteringly alone. There will be no one looking at you through millions of parsecs that separate you from souls of the others. Not even Charon will greet you from his boat: you will just disappear in nothingness, forgotten in 10 minutes after your ashes are stored in an unmarked urn. The world will go on with the same multitude of colors, shapes, smells and voices.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 12:01

>>83
If you know what parsecs are, you have no girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 12:03

>>84
You neither because you know that knowing what parsecs are is something to be ashamed of.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-24 12:37

>>85
That doesn't contradict my statement. Ergo your wrong bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-26 16:02

>>87
How non-contradiction in general can lead to first order statements being wrong?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 3:13

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-19 16:06

Necrobumping the black and dead soul pasta for truth

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-19 17:44

>>11
Ah, the joys of necrobumping. Was it I who wrote that comment? Does it even matter?

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