Haskell

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Dick and balls operator.

Discuss.

>>1
Haskell is not for you

>>2
;_;

>>1
You caveman.

>>4
At least I don't fap to images of dead dogs lol

lol
Ball and dicks operator.

:=

>>7
Vampire operator xD

(:[])

>>9
aperator?

()# Boob cancer operator

nigger ape mud

>>5
since you don't like dead ones, http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/2009/04/20/טובי/

http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/2009/04/20/טובי/

join ((+) <<^(+)^>> ($0.0))

(✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

>>14
Another Haskell :3
Just make sure you don't feed him chocolate, otherwise how will he secrete digestive enzymes? Terrible!

>>13,14
Awww :3

>>13,14
ＮＥＴＷＯＲＫ　ＴＩＭＥＯＵＴ

>>19
Operation Done.

(✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞<operation done>

Xarn-

I'm holding Haskell in hostage. If you don't payme enough right now, I'll bring it back to your home at night and make it mess with your pots and pans.

>>22
Xarn doesn't need Haskell anyway.
Come on, look at his writing style. He's better off with Java.

>>22
He's hunting dandelions in the backyard. I can see him from where I'm sitting.

>>23
Are you implying that his writing style is verbose, enterprisey and full of shit?

>>25
Well, I'm not sure about the enterprise part.

>>23,25-26
Quit being mean to Xarn, Bun.

>>24
Can we please have some more photos of him? Also, name him after a programming language. Thanks.

>>24
Hi Xarn, how are you? I'm just wondering if you could take a picture of you rubbing noses with one or both of your dogs. Also, I noticed you mentioned "we" in your blog post, who is this other person?
Thank you

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"GRUNNUR" operator.

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread. I went to /prog a while ago; you know, world4ch? Well anyways there were an insane number of Haskell programmers in there, and I couldn't post. Then, I googled for the Haskell homepage, and it had "PURELY FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You don't use a programming language just because it s purely functional, fool. It's only referential transparency, FORCED NO SIDE EFFECTS for crying out loud. There're even companies using it. Company of 400 employees, all downloading some Haskell compiler, huh? How fucking nice. Alright, my manager's gonna use Haskell for the whole project. God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you a damn purely functional language for FREE if you stop fagging up my /prog. /prog should be a bloody place. The tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of an open discussion can start a fight over VIM vs Emacs at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Haskell fags should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to discuss dynamic typing, and then the bastard beside me goes programming, with Haskell. Who in the world uses Haskell, you moron? I want to ask him, do you REALLY want to use Haskell? I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying Haskell? Coming from a expert programmer such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, multi-paradigm languages. That's right, multi-paradigm languages. This is the vet's way of programming. Multi-paradigm languages means more functionality than fappage. But on the other hand the theoretical correctness is a tad lower. This is the key. And then, it's powerful. This is unbeatable. However, if you try this then there is danger that you'll be marked by trolls from next time on; it s a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

>>31
Error: SearchAndReplaceFailureException

http://lukepalmer.wordpress.com/2008/08/10/mindfuck-the-reverse-state-monad/
Someone in the #haskell IRC channel mentioned the “reverse state monad” explaining that it used the state from the next computation and passed it to the previous one.

>>1
maybe if you have a pencil dick and tiny balls.

for americans, 8== is the balls-and-dick operator.

Does anyone really use Haskell?

>>35
Back to /lounge, please.

>>35
GTFO of /prog/, ANUSRIBS!

>>35
I would like to have been trolled by this, too bad you're too stupid to know anything about Haskell. Best if you stay in /lounge/.

>>35
No one that matters, no.