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Lol wut

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 14:04

'Hello World' in Haskell takes 650kb?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 14:05

Learn how computers work

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 14:13

>>1
s/Haskell/C++/

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 14:15

>>1
Nope, 26 bytes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 14:23

Is this where I bitch about my ineptitude with java and how java sucks?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 14:36

>>5
You'd feel more at home over at /g/. Everyone is at least as inept as you there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 14:44

>>6
Right but I think /g/ has been even more retarded than usual lately (Though it IS hard to tell). Thought I might check this place out. But

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 17:21

It's better than that Java/.NET shit where "hello world" takes several dozen megabytes, a reboot, a background update service, a startup time in the tens of seconds, a security update every month, and an UI that always looks sightly out of place on any theme on all systems; not to mention it doesn't really "run anywere" - in fact, it'll run in far less places than a very poorly written C application.

I'll take the Haskell way every day - and so will your prospective users, when faced against two functionally identical programs, one of which isn't fagged by some retarded runtime framework.

tl;dr: If Haskell or Delphi (or, to a large extent, even Visual Basic) didn't need a framework, nothing does. Stop being retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 18:13

>>8
YHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 18:41

>>8
Too bad Haskell is slow as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 18:50

>>10
1/10

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-16 22:31

>>8
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Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 18:55

Don't change these.
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