Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 13:48
It was high in the Norwegian alps, and I were going there with my mother and father, strangely enough, even though I moved out 2 years ago and havn't spoken to them since. We had some trouble finding our way, but after a while we saw the /prog/ threads laid neadly out in a tree structure, and it was a piece of cake to find the hut from there. It was the root node.
After I stepped inside I was greeted by a very hairy and smelly, but cool, guy. He and my parents were talking about something, and me, being the social retard I am, could only ask if the dis.4chan.org server was here, to which he replied yes. He then turned on a huge LCD-monitor with some graphs on. According to it, the dis.4chan.org was using nearly 100% CPU because of all the threads that were created. I asked what type of server it was, and he answered Microsoft A7. I asked if that was the operating system, because I hadn't heard of microsoft making whole servers, and he said yes, that too. Suddenly it struck me how big the house I was in was. The ceiling was 4 metres up, everything was made of wood, and antique art hang on the walls. The hut itself was on the hillside, and had windows that went from floor to roof, through which you could see the sun shining in the distance over the mountain tops.
I asked if I could see the server itself. He said sure, and pressed a red button on a controller he conjured out of thin air. Suddenly a large hole appeared in the floor, and a 2x1x1 metre large box came out of it. It had no cables, no monitors, nothing.
Then we all died because of some obscure reason I can't remember.
After I stepped inside I was greeted by a very hairy and smelly, but cool, guy. He and my parents were talking about something, and me, being the social retard I am, could only ask if the dis.4chan.org server was here, to which he replied yes. He then turned on a huge LCD-monitor with some graphs on. According to it, the dis.4chan.org was using nearly 100% CPU because of all the threads that were created. I asked what type of server it was, and he answered Microsoft A7. I asked if that was the operating system, because I hadn't heard of microsoft making whole servers, and he said yes, that too. Suddenly it struck me how big the house I was in was. The ceiling was 4 metres up, everything was made of wood, and antique art hang on the walls. The hut itself was on the hillside, and had windows that went from floor to roof, through which you could see the sun shining in the distance over the mountain tops.
I asked if I could see the server itself. He said sure, and pressed a red button on a controller he conjured out of thin air. Suddenly a large hole appeared in the floor, and a 2x1x1 metre large box came out of it. It had no cables, no monitors, nothing.
Then we all died because of some obscure reason I can't remember.