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You will never get laid

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 2:08

Sorry bro.
Proof:You lurk http://dis.4chan.org/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 2:25

>>1
Explain why it's so important to get ``laid.''

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 2:28

>>1
*YOU* are full of bullshit.
 
C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot
of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much
easier to generate total and utter crap with it. Quite frankly, even if
the choice of C were to do *nothing* but keep the C++ programmers out,
 that in itself would be a huge reason to use C.
 
 In other words: the choice of C is the only sane choice. I know Miles
 Bader jokingly said "to piss you off", but it's actually true. I've come
 to the conclusion that any programmer that would prefer the project to be
 in C++ over C is likely a programmer that I really *would* prefer to piss
 off, so that he doesn't come and screw up any project I'm involved with.
 
 C++ leads to really really bad design choices. You invariably start using
 the "nice" library features of the language like STL and Boost and other
 total and utter crap, that may "help" you program, but causes:
 
  - infinite amounts of pain when they don't work (and anybody who tells me
    that STL and especially Boost are stable and portable is just so full
    of BS that it's not even funny)
 
  - inefficient abstracted programming models where two years down the road
    you notice that some abstraction wasn't very efficient, but now all
    your code depends on all the nice object models around it, and you
    cannot fix it without rewriting your app.
 
 In other words, the only way to do good, efficient, and system-level and
 portable C++ ends up to limit yourself to all the things that are
 basically available in C. And limiting your project to C means that people
 don't screw that up, and also means that you get a lot of programmers that
 do actually understand low-level issues and don't screw things up with any
 idiotic "object model" crap.
 
 So I'm sorry, but for something like git, where efficiency was a primary
 objective, the "advantages" of C++ is just a huge mistake. The fact that
 we also piss off people who cannot see that is just a big additional
 advantage.
 
 If you want a VCS that is written in C++, go play with Monotone. Really.
 They use a "real database". They use "nice object-oriented libraries".
 They use "nice C++ abstractions". And quite frankly, as a result of all
 these design decisions that sound so appealing to some CS people, the end
 result is a horrible and unmaintainable mess.
 
But I'm sure you'd like it more than git.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 2:43

>limiting your project to C means that people
 don't screw that up,
Enjoy your resource leaks

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 2:53

>>4
not quoting properly
posting on /prog/

1/10. Pathetic troll.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 2:58

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 2:58

>>1
Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 3:05

>>5
Did you mean:
not quoting properly
posting on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 3:07

>>8
Did you mean:
not quoting properly
posting on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 3:08

>>9
No.  Stop being wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 3:11

>>10
Your wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 3:15

>>11
I committed no wrong, so I don't know what your referring to.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 3:30

>>12
I'm going to call my next svn module ``suicide" so I can commit suicide.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 3:40

>>1
I'm going to call my next HTTP resource ``laid'' so I can GET laid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 3:46

I'm going to call my next HTTP resource ``troll'', so I can POST troll

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 4:15

>>15
This one doesn't make as much sense as >>13-14
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 4:44

I'm going to call my next HTTP resource ``penis in vagina'' so I can PUT penis in vagina.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 8:11

>>17
Too bad no servers support PUT.
This is the real reason why programmers can't get sex.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 8:19

>>18
moddav

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 9:17

I got laid last night no, really, and she asked me to choke her while we were going at it, so I shoved a cudder down her throat and said READ SICP.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-18 15:55

>>20
Choking the chicken doesn't count as sex.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-18 16:01

Doom

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