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Even had a blowjob

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 15:43

while you were programming?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 15:45

Even
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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 16:52

I coded a program to crack a DoD dBase with 128-bit encryption while getting a blowjob once.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 17:12

I coded a program to crack a DoD dBase with 256-bit encryption while getting a blowjob once.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 17:14

I coded a program to crack a DoD dBase with 256-bit encryption while getting a blumpkin once.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 17:18

i once coded hello world while masturbating

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 17:23

>>1-6
Is DQN

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 17:28

I have watched Swordfish.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 17:32

I know nothing about programming and I don't have a dick

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 17:46

>>9
back to /reddit/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 18:05

>>9
Please stop making attention seeking posts on /prog/, Leah Culver.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 19:05

I can't program unless I'm masturbating :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 19:36

I can't masturbate unless I'm programming FIOC. :)

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 19:38

>>12
That's easily solved, every time you start masturbating while programming just look at some Java code. That always makes me stop

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-10 22:57

>>14
You obviously don't see much quality Java code, at any rate it beats masturbating to PHP, Se, Sepples, FIOC, or anything else except functional languages and LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 0:18

>>5
I coded a spell to crack a D&D dBase with D20 encryption while getting a blumpkin once.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 0:24

>>15
You obviously don't see much quality Java code
Nor does anyone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 1:54

>>17
I do on a daily basis.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 2:41

>>18
The fact that you think that says more about you than it does about the code you look at.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 3:35

>>19
You know buddy, screw you pal. I make a living my bread and butter out of writing quality Java code. My code goes in production all around the world pal. I bet you've never even programmed in Java, all you can write is your toy factorial and fibonacci programs in your toy languages.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-11 12:47

>>20
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:13

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 17:53

>>19
Fagotron-2000 detected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 17:06

>>1
yes

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 19:19

>>1
No. I think it could feel rather nice ;__;
I'll have to try and persuade my future boyfriend to give me one.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-23 21:17

>>25
Hello, Xarn. Welcome back.

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