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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 16:49

In the story of the wolf and the three little pigs, the wolf had to huff and huff to blow the house down.
He should have just adaptive huffed

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 14:17

>>79
I'm not. :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 14:28

There are billions of types of people in the world. Those who have read their SICP, and those who haven't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 14:54

I READ SICP

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 17:16

>>83
Is that even relevant to this thread, or just your way of saying "I READ SICP"

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 18:47

There are over 9000 types of people in the world. Those who read 4chan, and those who don't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 18:49

Hi there eighty-five. I take it you're from Random, yes? Well I might ask you just to head back there, thank you very much indeed. Eighty-five everybody! Give him a hand

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 21:17

There are no types of people in the world. Those who insist on classification are racists.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 22:45

There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 23:04

>>88
That's only one type, moron.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 23:22

What did linux say to windows?
i'm better

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 1:52

>>90
Actually, no, that's what Windows said to Linux

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 1:56

>>91

No you're confusing Faildows with Mac, mac>linux>freeBSD>solaris>windows

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 1:57

>>90
>>91
Actually no that's what back to /g/ please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 2:08

>>92
Actually, no, you're confusing > with <

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 5:06

Why could the problem child only access the 3rd element in his list?

He had cADDr

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 8:41

There are two types of people in the world. Cracky-chan, and those who fap to cracky-chan

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-15 10:50

>>92
"Faildows" - how witty!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 2:58

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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 9:25

>>41
java who?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 9:30

>>99
Java AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 10:00

>>97
Yeah, epic win.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 10:36

My other car is a CDR !

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 10:49

>>99
It's because Java is




slow

Name: Captain Hammer 2009-08-16 10:54

>>103
The hammer is my




penis

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 13:10

There are 0 kind of people in the world. Everyone is dead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 18:49

cudder
Whats that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 18:58

>>106
Like a cadr but without the car

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 19:21

>>106
CDR

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 19:23

>>106
Its an operator that gets the pointer to the next cons element.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 20:17

There are 0 kind of people in the world.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 22:35

Dicks everywhere? FIBONACCI BUTT SORT!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 22:38

>>111
Dicks is purple? ROFL!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 22:58

>>39
MySquirrel

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 0:06

>>113
MySuckle

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 23:34

>>110
Or are there?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 23:52

>>112
I'm pretty Sure anything Capitalized is Purple.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 23:53

>>118
Well That didn apostrophe t Work, did It?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 0:47

>>119
You Just Don't Know How To Do It.

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