In the story of the wolf and the three little pigs, the wolf had to huff and huff to blow the house down. He should have just adaptive huffed
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Anonymous2009-04-05 16:54
Dude 1: My dog has no digestive tract.
Dude 2: Then how does it secrete digestive enzymes?
Dude 1: Terrible
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Anonymous2009-04-05 16:56
I was leaving the bar the other day when I saw some poster adverts on the glass window. They had catch titles like "Your other job, your other pay."
I smiled as I couldn't help but think of my other car
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Anonymous2009-04-05 16:57
So /prog/, recently I have been recieving harassing calls at home from 3 jerks I know IRL. To combat this, I started zen programming out of the house usually in bars or starbucks.
Has anyone else had success doing this?
Everything was going well until last night. I was programming at my local pub when the very same 3 jackasses, DivideByZero, ArrayIndexOutOfBounds, and NullPointer, came marching in. Now, those three are obviously underage, yet they tried ordering a drink anyway. All I could do is laugh and chuckle as the bartender kept refusing to serve them. "Cmon, just one drink!" asked DivideByZero, but the bartender just said, "Sorry, No Exceptions"
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Anonymous2009-04-05 17:03
There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer,
a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.
"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the
mechanical engineer.
"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel
might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."
"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical
engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."
They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had said
nothing, and asked "Well, what do you think?"
"I put on my wizard robe and hat. My other car is a cdr." The computer scientist pulls out a cudder from his pocket, and shoves it down the throats of the engineers. "Take that, motherfuckers!!!!"