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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 16:49

In the story of the wolf and the three little pigs, the wolf had to huff and huff to blow the house down.
He should have just adaptive huffed

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 16:54

Dude 1: My dog has no digestive tract.
Dude 2: Then how does it secrete digestive enzymes?
Dude 1: Terrible

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 16:56

I was leaving the bar the other day when I saw some poster adverts on the glass window. They had catch titles like "Your other job, your other pay."
I smiled as I couldn't help but think of my other car

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 16:57

So /prog/, recently I have been recieving harassing calls at home from 3 jerks I know IRL. To combat this, I started zen programming out of the house usually in bars or starbucks.
 Has anyone else had success doing this?
 Everything was going well until last night. I was programming at my local pub when the very same 3 jackasses, DivideByZero, ArrayIndexOutOfBounds, and NullPointer, came marching in. Now, those three are obviously underage, yet they tried ordering a drink anyway. All I could do is laugh and chuckle as the bartender kept refusing to serve them. "Cmon, just one drink!" asked DivideByZero, but the bartender just said, "Sorry, No Exceptions"

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 17:03

There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer,
a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the
mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel
might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical
engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had said
nothing, and asked "Well, what do you think?"

"I put on my wizard robe and hat. My other car is a cdr." The computer scientist pulls out a cudder from his pocket, and shoves it down the throats of the engineers. "Take that, motherfuckers!!!!"

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 17:49

>>2
PANCREAS

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 17:51

>>5
I laughed so loud, my mother kicked the door to my basement shut.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 18:33

>>7
Your mother literally kicked the door to you're basement shut

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 19:46

>>5
This is the best joke ever. Period.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 20:30

>>8
What about I am basement shut?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 22:47

>>10
You're mother literally kicked the door to it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 0:39

How can you shove a cdr down someone's throat? The joke makes no sense.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 2:09

>>5
How did the computer engineer turn into a computer scientist?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 2:19

>>13
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 2:21

>>12
push @{$$_{throat}}, \&cdr for @engineers;

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 6:51

Unhandled Exception: System.NullReferenceException: Object reference not set to an instance of an object
  at ぬるぽ.Main () [0x00000]

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 8:09

>>15
Hello CmdrTaco.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 9:31

>>17
My other Cmar is a Cmdr.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 10:36

>>12
No, not a cdr - a cudder1.



________
1http://hyryst.da.ru/cudder.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 11:16

Why can't nerds tell Hallowe'en from Boxing Day?

Because 31(hex) == 25(dec)!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 11:35

>>20
'

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 11:58

>>21
Shut up, kamaji.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 12:01

Their 10 kind on peoples in the world. Those ones who know binary, and the others... who dont!! lol ^^

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 12:14

>>23
You've only covered type 0 and type 1, what about the other group?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 12:16

>>24 can't count

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 12:35

>>25 can't count

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 15:27

>>27 can't count

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 15:30

>>29 can't count

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 15:32

>>1- can't count

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 15:32

Yes I can.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 15:34

>>30 can't suck cocks

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 15:35

>>32 can't count

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 15:35

>>24
Z_2 has only two trivial subgroups.  There is no other group.  Go home, have some rest.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 15:37

>>33
I mean two subgroups are possible depending on what the operation/identity are.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 16:25

www.4chan.pt.vu <- It is the best website in the world

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 16:32

what do you call a local variable?
scope-challanged

hey man im just starting programming..

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 16:39

>>36
Maybe it's time to stop.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 17:24

>>36
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-09 5:31

What is the leading open-source obituary management software?
MySequel

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-09 8:32

>>39
I lol'd silently

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