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What programming have you done today?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 16:52

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 16:56

What shitty thread starting have you done today?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 16:56

I just wrote a C compiler.

P.S. I'm 12

Name: NO EXCEPTIONS 2009-03-30 16:58

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 17:04

2 programs for my C++ class
One involving for loops.
Another involving bubble sorts.
Took me about 2 hours (I still suck with Classes)

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 17:06

>>5
As many classes as you've taken by now, I don't think you should be assuming that you'll ever stop sucking in them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 17:08

>>5
Why are you even here?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 17:12

2 programs for my scheme class
One involving lambdas.
Another involving lambdas too.
Took me about 2 minutes (I still rock with lambdas)

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 17:15

Not much, just whipped out valgrind and fixed some memory leaks

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 17:19

2 programs for my Haskell class
One involving dead dogs.
Another involving nomads.
Took me about 2 days (I still get type errors with GHC)

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 17:31

A Wix installer, an IronPython script to autogenerate FxCop suppression attributes for a WCF interface, and a truckload of unit tests, thereby clearing out about 60 of the 90-odd build warnings on the current project,

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 17:48

just finished a stupid little airplane program in C, it asks if you want a smoking or non smoking seat then prints out a little ticket.  had to use arrays, it was such a boring program

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 18:18

A website publishing system in Haskell.
I am growing to dislike Haskell.

WCF
And so thy problems are twofold.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 18:24

airplane ... smoking
lol

>>13
you dislike haskell because it's difficult to write shell scripts in it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 18:43

Nothing.  I don't ever code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 20:14

i wrote 3 random number generators.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 21:23

I'm making a game with pygame.  It's fun.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 21:51

I played with singleton factories.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 22:43

Worked on two projects for a class.

A game, and a Queue.

The game I'm writing in linux, using G++ and vim.
Easy, no compiler problems, I just made a quick makefile.

The Queue? VS C++.
Linker errors out the ass.

VS fucking sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 0:26

I wrote my own music player in Gtk

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 3:07

>>13
The two problems result from having to cope in an environment of major Windows faggotry, overcomplicating a system for which Erlang is the right answer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 3:22

Win32 app at work, I miss my enterprise C#.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 5:26

Jacobi method solver for a potential flow problem with axial symmetry and a single obstruction.
Sepples

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 5:43

Anonix userland stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 5:44

I a programhon which computes factorial in Pyt

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 6:11

>>25
like this?
from math import sqrt
from itertools import takewhile, dropwhile

def eratosthenes():
    D = {}
    q = 2
    while 1:
        if q not in D:
            yield q
            D[q*q] = [q]
        else:
            for p in D[q]:
                D.setdefault(p+q,[]).append(p)
            del D[q]
        q += 1

def bitcount(n):
    r = 0;
    while n > 0:
        r += n & 1
        n >>=1
    return r

def take(n, g):
    for i in range(n): yield g.next()

def swing(n):
    primes = list(takewhile(lambda x: x <= n, eratosthenes()))
    smalloddswing = [1,1,1,3,3,15,5,35,35,315,63,693,231,3003,429,6435,6435,109395,12155,230945,46189,969969,88179,2028117,676039,16900975,1300075,35102025,5014575,145422675,9694845,300540195,300540195]
    if n < 33: return smalloddswing[n]
    primelist = []
    rootn = long(sqrt(n))
    primesa = takewhile(lambda x: x <= rootn, dropwhile(lambda x: x < 3, primes))
    primesb = takewhile(lambda x: x <= n // 3, dropwhile(lambda x: x <= rootn, primes))
    for prime in primesa:
        q = n // prime
        p = 1
        while q > 0:
            if q & 1 == 1: p *= prime
            q //= prime
        if p > 1: primelist.append(p)
    return reduce(lambda x, y: x * y, list(takewhile(lambda x: x <= n, dropwhile(lambda x: x <= n // 2, primes))) + primelist + filter(lambda x: n // x & 1 == 1, primesb), 1)

def recfactorial(n):
    if n < 2: return 1
    return recfactorial(n // 2) ** 2 * swing(n)

def factorial(n):
    if n < 20: return reduce(lambda x, y: x * y, range(2,n + 1), 1)
    return recfactorial(n) << (n - bitcount(n))

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 7:56

I have done NOTHING

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 8:17

>>27
At least someone is being honest ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 8:37

Finished rewriting an internal tool used by my company, from C# to C#. Also managers, they know how to extract performance from a tool, yes siree they do. Also FUCKING DATE FORMATTING GOING WRONG AT EVERY POSSIBLE INSTANT ALSO FUCK YOU MS FOR NOT MAKING ODBC READER THREAD SAFE FFFFF-

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 10:29

I contributed some code to /ac/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 1:03

>>30
and you somehow missed the new thread form and posted your code in some other thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 1:34

>>31
I didn't want to bloat the thread page.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 1:46

>>32
Zing!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 1:56

I modified one of my spam bots to work with Kusaba.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 2:15

Starting to learn C.  So far I am liking it.  Haven't done anything productive in it tho.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 2:30

A masturbated to a Haskell one-liner I wrote yesterday. I think I may write another line of code today.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 2:54

I laughed at some shitty php code on anonboards.com.
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2    jhb3990    hans2579    jhb3990@gmail.com
7    lamaboy20    poop123    nivilca@gmail.com
4    administrator    pootmaster11    admin@yourspiff.com
5    Administrator    poop123    admin@yourspiff.com
6    programmerq    toor    programmerq@gmail.com
8    test    poop    nivilca@gmail.com
9    jttest    test    jt@hostgator.coom
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11    test1    test1    xxxwalrusxxx@gmail.com
12    very    very    nivilca@gmail.com
13    unbreakable926    shadow    Unbreakable926@gmail.com
14    houndofhatredx    hotrain    houndofhatredx@gmail.com
15    philbtheknight    digger    phit_b_theknight@yahoo.com
16    scruffyd    knivezz    animegir@yahoo.com
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18    adblarg    blarg9824285    gnunpoom@gmail.com
19    The_Great_Woot    poliku    lazyeye1686@yahoo.com
20    kool    kool    nivilca@gmail.com
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22    testacc    poop123    nivilca@gmail.com
23    Bigspike    redwall7    heavylifter1@gmail.com
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30    Infinitus    passw0rd    helios4ever@gmail.com
31    morena    brasilien    klom77@web.de
32    Draku    wario1    drakupwns@gmail.com
33    nivilca    nivilca    nivilca@gmail.com
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41    Sharks    kisame    alpha25@live.ca

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 5:33

haha poop

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 18:27

Today I wrote a simple square root approximation program on my calculator to see just how good the ancient Sumerians were at math.

As it happens, they were very good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 22:02

>>39
Sumerian
Snow Crash fan

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 22:31

Another day has passed.
Again I didn't write a single line of code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 22:59

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 23:06

>>42
This guy is such a fucking dumbass. All his poorly written forms got injected with shit, so he says "I have no other choice but to disable all text boxes on the site (except wakaba textboxes), until i rewrite the code to make it not so shitty."

Hey big boy, YOU ONLY DISABLED THE FUCKING TEXTBOXES. If I could be bothered wasting two minutes on this pathetic shit, I can still get root BY POSTING SRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING PHP PAGE.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 23:10

>>40
Hells yes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-01 23:38

>>43
Well what do you expect from the idiot who did this?
http://anonboards.com/help/kareha.pl/1237491609/5

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 0:21

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 2:04

>>45
Client-side validation?

lololololOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 7:24

I showed my students how to do their entire worksheet in one line using tertiary operator

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 7:25

>>48
It's called the ternary operator, you boner.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 7:33

>>48-49
Trinity operation

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 7:49

>>49
It's called the boner operator, you tern.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 7:51

>>51
your

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 16:16

>>48
>>49
>>50
Trinary operator. Only mathfags used the Latin-derived terms.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-02 16:22

>>53
your

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 14:05

I was bored and wrote a duckroller.  Rolled /b/ for about 7 hours.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 14:39

>>53
Why don't you go out and ride your dicycle you stinky Greek-lover.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-06 15:33

Does typing in a few pages in OO Writer count as programming?

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