A poll.

Who here is:

A) Unaware of the existence of Assembler programming.
B) Aware of the existence of Assembler programming.
C) Knowledgeable of the fundamentals of Assembler programming.
D) Knowledgeable of the strategies behind Assembler programming.
E) Knowledgeable of the general commands often found in Assembler programming.
F) Knowledgeable of the specific techniques/commands used in one or more Assembler languages (please list.)

Any combination of the above, as well as other notes encouraged.

I'm aware of assembly programming to a sufficient extent that I know you're an idiot for calling it ``Assembler'' programming.