/prog/ - If programming languages were 4chan boards

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 22:21

You are surprised and killed by a manticore.
It quickly shreds you're flesh and devours you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 22:27

You would get saged, all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 1:41

/C/=/g/
/VB.Net/=/b/
/Ruby/=/a/
/Python/=/v/
/Java/=/o/
/C++/=/k/
/Scheme/=/toy/
/Lisp/=/tg/
/COBOL/=/d/
/JavaScript/=/mu/
/Fortran/=/n/
/Haskell/=/an/
/Pascal/=/r9k/
/Forth/=/r/

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 1:44

>>3
Explanations would be quite in order.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 2:50

>>3
/C/=/g/
/g/ wishes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 3:57

>>5
Why? for a technology board G sure is useless when it comes to discussing technology, which is it's purpose

just like C

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 4:11

BBCode = /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 4:12

>>3
/g/ is VN.NET.
painful to look at, and ultimately destructive.
doubly so due to the fact that it's a beginners language and practitioners generally don't know/need to know much about programming/computers

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 17:33

Malbolge would be /z/

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 4:55

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 16:39

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 14:09

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 15:47

/objective c/ - /fa/
/qBasic/ - /q/
/lisp/ - /c/
/scheme/ - /diy/
/brainfuck/ - /b/
/java/ - /hm/
/JavaScript/ - /l/
/ALGOL/ - /5/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 16:06

Java, JavaScript, Ruby = /b/, /hm/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 17:41

/Assembly/ - /diy/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 17:50

/perl/ - /r9k/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 18:56

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 18:57

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