If programming languages were 4chan boards

You are surprised and killed by a manticore.
It quickly shreds you're flesh and devours you.

/C/=/g/
/VB.Net/=/b/
/Ruby/=/a/
/Python/=/v/
/Java/=/o/
/C++/=/k/
/Scheme/=/toy/
/Lisp/=/tg/
/COBOL/=/d/
/JavaScript/=/mu/
/Fortran/=/n/
/Haskell/=/an/
/Pascal/=/r9k/
/Forth/=/r/