/prog/ - If programming languages were philosophies:

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Surrealism:
Realism:
Cynicism:
Idealism:
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Individualism:
Monism:
Reductionism:
Reflectivism:
Skepticism:

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Skepticism: MACHINE CODE

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Idealism: LISP

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Cynicism: C

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Structuralism: Java

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Reductionism: Forth

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Surrealism: Perl

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Obscurantism: Befunge

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Stoicism: Assembler

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Posterism: sage

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Masochism: Malbolge

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Narcissism: Ruby

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Pantheism: Assembly

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Nazism: Perl

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Nazism: Perl

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Monism: LLVM

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Idealism: Haskell

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National Socialism: Python

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Realism: C++

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Just-Plain-Being-a-Niggerism: Sepples

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What about Solipsism?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism

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Presumably some proof-based system.

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How about fuck off and stop posting shit threads.

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How about you grow up and post something worthwhile.

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Individualism: APL

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Democracy: PHP

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You talk about philosophy, but I don't think you really understand the topic: Applescript

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Consumerism:Java

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Cynicism: Io

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Faggotism: Ruby

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Monadism: Haskell

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Onanism: Arc

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Sadomasochism: FIOC

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Determinism: Haskell

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Uncertainty: Thue

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This one makes more sense than http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1271714162/

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>>35
Er... I suspect you're a moron. I have no idea what kind though.

Anyway, thanks to Thue I have started pronouncing ``Grue'' differently.

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