Xarn

Xarn has left me in despair. No update in ages! How am I going to get news and information about the world if my only thrustworthy source goes dry?

Incidentally if a Xarn falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?

PS: This thread is only for Xarns. If you are not a Xarn, please refrain from posting.

I know from experience it's not hard to acquire a QWERTY even in the French-speaking parts of Euroland. You can even find dvoraks from local online dealers. How could you not have spares of such a basic piece of equipment laying around the house? My respect for you has dropped considerably.