/prog/ - html coding

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 3:57

I doubt any of you have ever coded anything as or more complicated than this:
honkhonk.us

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 4:08

What a waste of resources. Why has he made the page content type text/html, just so that he can embed an image in it? He would be far better off simply having the homepage image/png and pointing straight at blackcat.png It would save both of us some bandwidth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 5:23

wat?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 5:33

>>2
cause then he couldn't centre it silly

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 7:37

ugh, he capitalized the C in <center>

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 7:43

Not to mention that he mispelled <centre>.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 7:53

>>6
``misspelled''

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 10:45

<html>

<head>

<title> 403 </title>

<link rel="icon" type="image/png" href="http://www.honkhonk.us/favicon.png"/>

</head>

<h1>403</h1>

Get out.

</html>

</body>

</html>

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 11:00

<html

 ><head

  ><title

   > 403 </title

  ><link rel="icon" type="image/png" href="http://www.honkhonk.us/favicon.png"/

  ></head

  ><h1

   >403</

   h1

  >Get out.</

  html></

 body></

html

>

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 11:01

(html
(head
(title 403)
(link :rel icon :type image/png :href http://www.honkhonk.us/favicon.png))
(h1 403))

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 11:07

>>10
I actually like the way that looks

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 11:13

<img xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://honkhonk.us/images/blackcat.png" style="display:block;margin:0 auto;"/>

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 12:01

html do

  head do

    title ' 403 '

    link :rel => :icon, :type => 'image/png', :href => 'http://www.honkhonk.us/favicon.png'

  end

  body do

    h1 '403'

    text 'Get out.'

  end

stofnlok

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-21 12:09



<html>

<head>

<title> *honkhonk* </title>

<link rel="icon" type="image/png" href="http://www.honkhonk.us/favicon.png"/>

</head>

<span class=\"spoiler\" onmouseover=\"this.style.color='#FFF';\" onmouseout=\"this.style.color=this.style.backgroundColor='#000'\">/prog/</span>

</html>

</body>

</html>

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 12:29

>>13
you added body which was not there

>>11
I actually suck my own cock

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 13:10

>>15
It was always there, it's just implicit. What's wrong with making it explicit?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 15:39

#!/usr/bin/perl

use CGI ':standard'; print header,start_html,img{-src=>'http://honkhonk.us/images/blackcat.png'},end_html;

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 16:36

>>13
The scary part is, that's actual valid Ruby code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 16:39

>>2
Why do you care about extraneous elements in the web page when the PNG itself is 13,628 bytes larger than it could be?

christopher@chrislaptop$ ls -o blackcat.png -rw-r--r-- 1 christopher 52310 Mar 21 20:37 blackcat.png christopher@chrislaptop$ optipng -o7 ./blackcat.png && pngout ./blackcat.png OptiPNG 0.6.1: Advanced PNG optimizer. Copyright (C) 2001-2008 Cosmin Truta. ** Processing: ./blackcat.png 300x861 pixels, 8 bits/pixel, 256 colors in palette Reducing image to 4 bits/pixel, 16 colors in palette Input IDAT size = 51364 bytes Input file size = 52310 bytes Trying: zc = 9 zm = 9 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT size = 40758 zc = 9 zm = 8 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 8 zm = 9 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 8 zm = 8 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 7 zm = 9 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 7 zm = 8 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 6 zm = 9 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 6 zm = 8 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 5 zm = 9 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 5 zm = 8 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 4 zm = 9 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 4 zm = 8 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 3 zm = 9 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 3 zm = 8 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 2 zm = 9 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 2 zm = 8 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 1 zm = 9 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 1 zm = 8 zs = 0 f = 0 IDAT too big zc = 9 zm = 9 zs = 1 f = 0 IDAT size = 39871 zc = 9 zm = 8 zs = 1 f = 0 IDAT size = 39822

[...some output omitted...]

zc = 1 zm = 8 zs = 2 f = 5 IDAT too big zc = 9 zm = 9 zs = 3 f = 5 IDAT too big zc = 9 zm = 8 zs = 3 f = 5 IDAT too big Selecting parameters: zc = 9 zm = 8 zs = 1 f = 0 IDAT size = 39822 Output IDAT size = 39822 bytes (11542 bytes decrease) Output file size = 40048 bytes (12262 bytes = 23.44% decrease) In: 40048 bytes ./blackcat.png /c3 /f0 /d4 Out: 38682 bytes ./blackcat.png /c3 /f0 /d4, 16 colors Chg: -1366 bytes ( 96% of original)

Name: miles !LLLLLLLLL.!phV6ZMNXNqKrw5X 2009-03-21 17:19

For your info, I stole the HTML code from a geocities site.
That server is for torrents after all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 17:24

>20
your a faggit

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 17:27

>>21
What about his a faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 17:29

>>22
he mad gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 17:30

Remove the whitespace/newlines, also what's with the extra body and html closing tags?

And >>19 has a point.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 17:32

>>11
Are you a web programmer? Are you a GINGER? If you answered "yes" to both of these questions, then CROMA-LISP might be exactly what you're looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 17:32

WHERE IS THE DOCTYPE

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 18:43

>>19
-o7

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