PHP users are dumb

ITT we make fun of unbelievably stupid PHP users, like this idiot:
http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1237411095/

Looks like he forgot to read his SICP. Chapter 34 covers PHP vulnerabilities and SQL injection exploits.

This is pretty amusing and sad at the same time. But then again, why waste my time screwing up a board nobody except for the creator will ever visit?

contents of ~/etc/anonboards.com/shadow:
admin:$1$Xi23fWL2$8aTU9/KRu7cZGFiUe52O41:14321::::::
possibly useful?

>>4
$ man shadow

>>2
never read SICP

>>6
Doesn't have the latest edition of SICP

You know what? I think this guy has figured out how to short-circuit his way to satori.

Use a terrible! language, abandon everything even resembling good security practices, and make a terribly shit website with no useful purpose, and which is so obviously and blatantly full of holes that no one will actually do anything to it out of pity for his hopeless stupidity.