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Hollywood computers

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 9:34

http://nand.net/~demaria/hollywood.txt

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 9:38

http://www.nullsoft.com/free/nbeep/

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 9:42

12. (From Independence Day) No matter what kind of virus it is, any computer can be infected with it -- even an alien spaceship's computer -- simply by running a virus upload program on a laptop.

The virus and upload program in Independence Day could have been specifically targeted for the alien system (which they already could have obtained and studied, since they had the crashed spaceship in Area 51).

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 9:43

>>3
Ah, then we simply add:

It is straightforward to figure out how an alien OS works and write a virus for it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 9:44

>>4
Well, they had decades to work on it with the nation's top scientists... it's not THAT farfetched, especially if the system has gone through potentially centuries of lax security (the aliens only target races that didn't even come close in terms of technological development).

It's entirely possible that a hive-minded alien race, having gone centuries without a real threat, would do something as stupid as allowing remote code execution from a docked spacecraft.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 10:17

>>5
at first I was all YHBT
but then I was like IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 11:27

>>6
at first I was all IHBMT
but then I was like WHBTE

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 11:54

>>7
at first I was all my anus was haxed
but then I was like "GRUNNUR"

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 16:27

>>8
at first I was all :)
but then I was like （　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 16:37

>>9 haxes his own anus. Thread closed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 22:21

>>10[1]

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[1]http://www.efukt.com/2398_Go_Fuck_Yourself.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 23:57

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJUDx7iEJw&feature=related
[To the melody of Sadi Moma:]

Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.
x2

Hoarders may get piles of money,
That is true, hackers, that is true.
But they cannot help their neighbors;
That's not good, hackers, that's not good.

When we have enough free software
At our call, hackers, at our call,
We'll throw out those dirty licenses
Ever more, hackers, ever more.

Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.
x2

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 12:42

>>12
The vomit rising until my throat incapable.

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-03-11 12:48

Hackers!=Open-Source Activists.
its purely academic slang to call people who code some lunix crap hackers.
They are programmers.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 12:49

>>11
what
I feel jealous.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 13:11

>>12
lol, I wandered into /prog/ despite not knowing anything about programming.
Is this what you guys do for fun?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 13:26

>>16
No. We read abstract bullshite for fun.

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-03-11 13:32

>>16
They code factorials in toy languages and circle jerk about their "SICP knowledge"(a beginner's course computer science/programming book)


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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 14:58

>>14
Actually hackers are people who break into computer systems.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 14:59

>>18
You do realise that /prog/ is actually a parody of more sensible programming forums, right?

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-03-11 15:01

>>19
Programmers create software,Hackers break software.
either approach reveals some insights of inner feature of the system.
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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 15:03

>>20
You do realize that you are feeding the troll, right?

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-03-11 15:04

>>20
Its not. Your jokes and memes are amalgamation of 4chan subculture and anonymous pack mentality.
It wouldn't qualify as humor as its made of in-jokes and jargon invented on the spot.
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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 18:40

>>23
Our entire repository of ``in jokes'' consists of the constant repitition of at most five distinct phrases. An eight year old could come here not only understand, but be able to reproduce for an intended comedic effect our jokes after thirty minutes. The fact you try and claim that said ``jokes'' are a product of our wider subculture is completely fallicious. What's more, over half of the oft repeated phrases are infact direct parodies on what you would see in a regular programming forum, lavishly sprinkled with BBCode.
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 18:43

>>24
You tell him, girl!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 18:54

at most five distinct phrases
No, there are at least eight. I would know, as you see, I know the guy who invented all these memes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 19:02

>>26
You don't know me, and you know nothing of my work

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 19:04

>>27
go back to /b/, ensign sussman

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 21:10

Actually there is a whole level of in-jokes that most of you guys just don't or can't get. There's probably another level below that too, but I haven't reached that stage yet.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 7:26

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 12:00

>>30
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