/prog/ Theme Song

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
have boring meeting with boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
but his output stink
his code not functional or elegant
what do Code Monkey think
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write goddamn login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy just proud

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey hang around at front desk
tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
bring you cup bring you ice
you say no thank you for the soda cause
soda make you fat
anyway you busy with the telephone
no time for chat

Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle
he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason
to get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
to see your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job fulfilling in creative way
such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

excuse me, but i am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER!!!! not a code monkey.
i find this insulting

I don't like carbonated sugar water or Fritos, nor do I work in a cubicle, and my heart is far from being big warm fuzzy. Guess that's why I'm a BOFH.

FYI: This is Leah Culver's fav song evar

What the hell is this shit? Get out.

>>1
（　≖‿≖）

consider it stolen

We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
IS THE STANDARD!!

car car car car
cudder cudder cudder cudder
car cudder eval apply
car cudder eval apply
car cudder eval apply
car cudder eval apply
car cudder eval apply
car cudder eval apply

* faintly rising *

We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells
We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells

>>9
EXPERT TEXT COLOURING

>>9
I find it funny how Conjure,Spirits, and Spells are somehow syntax highlighted.

>>1^[1]

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[1]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA

>>11
I Agree, I Wonder How They Do That?

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