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get real

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 17:01

you know i always hear you all talking about programing, but i never actually see any going down around here. i think /prog/ is all talk and cant even really do shit. i mean just look at this shit hole it looks like it was 1998 in here, have any of you even heard of web 2.0?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 17:20

>you know i always hear you all talking about programing,
it's a programming text board
but i never actually see any going down around here.
It happens from time to time
i think /prog/ is all talk and cant even really do shit.
Very likely
i mean just look at this shit hole it looks like it was 1998 in here, have any of you even heard of web 2.0?
Actually, the majority of us hate web 2.0 bullshit and I find the older style soothing. Plus, how much could you really do with a text board that would actually be useful?

Name: i 2009-03-06 17:23

>>π
get real
Be rational.

Name: /prog/ 2009-03-06 17:30

>>3
Back to /sci/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 17:42

Who the fuck programs on a web board?  Of course you don't see programming here!  It's all in our IDE/emacs/vi/punchcards.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 17:47

>>5
Good Old Punchcards

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 20:36

>>6
M-x punchcard-mode

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 20:38

>>1
i never actually see any going down around here
What the hell do you expect to see? I write my programs on my computer. You will notice, though that this is BBCODE heaven.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 21:43

I think we should all collaborate together and make a master program to show the OP up. Of course, it will probably end up being a fibonacci sequence written in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 21:56

fibs = 0 : 1 : zipWith (+) fibs (tail fibs)

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 7:12


fib :: Int -> Int
fib 0 = 0
fib 1 = 1
fib n = fib (n-1) + fib (n-2)

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 10:21


fib 0 = 0
fib 1 = 1
fib n = let (q,r) = divMod n 2
            a = fib (q - 1)
            b = fib q
            x = a * a + b * b
            y = b * (2 * a + b)
            in r * x + y

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-03-07 11:02

I've done a lot on this board.  Most people here don't know anything, and prefer to using useless languages like Haskell over powerful languages such are Javascript.

I'll do another thing right now and prove 0.999... = 1 in a language you understanding.

getLast [0, 0.000000000000001 .. 0.999999999999999] = 1
getLast xs = last[xs]


Try running that with a list like [0, 0.000000000000001 .. 0.999999999999999] and you will see I am right.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 11:05

>>13
I'm sorry, that's not how Haskell works. That's not how pattern works.

Name: >>14 2009-03-07 11:16

It's me again. I just can't take it.
What the bloody fuck were you trying to do there?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 12:11

>>13
0.999999999999999 /= 0.999...

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 13:51

>>13
Not FrozenVoid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 14:21

>>16
Not in Haskell, apparently.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 17:08

>>18
Not anywhere. The only real way to represent 0.999... in computers would be to represent it as 1.0.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 17:15

>>19
Okay FrozenVoid, but you do realize that mathematically 0.9 = 1.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 17:28

MugenRoid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 17:34

>>19
or 1 % 1 or 1...
floating point numbers is shit and should never have been invented.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 17:36

>>1
get real
Be rationall

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 18:12

>>23

see >>3

and then >>4

and then die of cancer

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:29

Xarn is a bad boyfriend

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 15:28

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