You Need to Read Your SICP Today

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>>1
POST CODE OF RUCK OFF

dude that hacks Java for school then goes on with his life
dude that knows a bajillion languages, hacks all the time and read CS books before going to bed
the later is better because he read the SICP
or because he hacks Scheme/Haskell/SmallTalk/asm
or because he's so functional
or because he uses Vim/Emacs/Sublime and not a nigger IDE

No you fucking twats he's better because he spends his fucking days programming and reading and thinking about programming.

val wat = List(1, 2)
def wot(x: Int) = x + 1
def wut(x: Int) = List(x + 1, x + 2)

wat.map(wot) // List(2, 3) // totally legit
wat.map(wut) // List(List(2, 3), List(3, 4)) // wtf is this
wat.flatMap(wut) // List(2, 3, 3, 4) // omfg

Guys I just understood Monads.

>>24
affirming the consequent

>>26
Fuck you and your logic.

Still waiting...

POST CODE OF RUCK OFF

>>27
lol

>>28
EH99 1SP.  There, are you happy?

>>24
he uses Vim/Emacs/Sublime and not a nigger IDE
Sublime is a nigger IDE, faggot.

When I was wee lad, my mother would read to me every night before bed The Boy Who Read His FUQIN SICP. One night, I asked ``mother, I would like to be like that boy, would you read SICP to me, mother, please?'' to which she replied ``no son, read it yourself!.'' I read it then and every day of my childhood. Each day before after school playtime my mother would ask ``son, have you read your SICP today?'' At the age of 12, when all my peers were writing ANSI C compilers in ANSI C, I was implementing call/cc in my metacircular evaluator. While all the other kids asked ``HAV U RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD'' I would ask ``have you read your FUQIN SICP?''

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>>25

λ> let wat = [1,2]; wot = (+1); wut = [wot, (+2)]
λ> wot <$> wat
[2,3]
λ> wut <*> wat
[2,3,3,4]

>>33
>not using sam

have you read your [expert]FUQIN[/expert] SICP?

>>35
not using acme

read my epins

>>37
>having acne

>>39
who said that?

>>40
>le pedophile autism

>>41
>le pedophile projecting his pedophilia

>> 33
Nice dubs bro.

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