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Anonymous2009-02-28 22:05
Laugh. Running Debian. Then laugh again and the shower of computer users who haven't got a fucking clue on what to do next. Also, start up an IT company and cash in big.
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Anonymous2009-02-28 22:05
Laugh. Running Debian. Then laugh again and the shower of computer users who haven't got a fucking clue on what to do next. Also, start up an IT company and cash in big.
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Anonymous2009-02-28 22:07
>>5
I wonder if he ever feels embarrassed about comments like that. I know I would be.
>>19
A whole bunch of businesses just spent like the past three and a half months having giant orgasms over Clojure and blogging about how great it is and in particular the reasons they wrote actual applications in it. Nobody has ever said any such thing for Scheme. Ever.
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Anonymous2009-03-01 1:49
>>20
Please provide links to these applications written in Clojure by the orgasming businesses.
>>23
Wow, I actually need linkification in order to make that a clickable link.
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Anonymous2009-03-01 21:27
A young woman is walking through downtown, on her way to a bar to meet her boyfriend, who is drinking there with a couple of his buddies. As she's walking, a drunken Mexican starts following her.
"Hey chica!" he shouts out to her. "Where you going?"
She ignores him and walks faster.
"You wanna see my hot tamale? You want a bite of it white bitch?"
The young lady's hand starts slowly moving towards her purse, and the pepper spray inside. The Mexican keeps following her.
"I bet you wanna lick my balls," he yells out to her. "I bet the idea of licking my asshole and my balls gets your nipples hard, right chica?"
The bar her boyfriend was at was only a block away. The young lady keeps up her fast pace, hoping to get there before the Mexican catches up.
He is almost right behind her. "Mamacita...I know what will turn you on. I fill your pussy up with beer and drink it all out until your cunt is dry. You like that eh?"
He puts his hand on her shoulder just as she gets to the door of the bar, and she whips around with the pepper spray. "Get the fuck off me!" For some reason, she doesn't give him a face full of capcasin. "Listen you fucking border hopping bean eater. My boyfriend is right inside that door. If you don't fuck off RIGHT NOW, I'm gonna tell him everything you've said to me and he will KICK YOUR ASS!"
"I ain't afraid of no gringo," the Mexican says. "You send your boyfriend out here, I kick his ass. Then I fuck you."
The young lady rolls her eyes and rushes into the bar.
Her boyfriend and his buddies are already pretty sloshed. They have been drinking pitchers for an hour before she got here. "Hey baby?" he says, before noticing the pissed off look on her face. "What's wrong?"
"You see that fucking Mexican outside the door there?" she points angrily out the window. He is still standing there, now openly taking a piss on the sidewalk. "He's been following all the way down here! First he tells me to bite his 'hot tamale'..."
"What the fuck?" her boyfriend says, starting to get out of his chair.
"...then, he told me he wanted me to lick his asshole! How fucking GROSS!"
"That sonofabitch," her boyfriend says, rolling up his sleeves. He used to play football in college. His forearms are the size of oak table legs and his fists are the size of canned hams. Veins popped out on his forehead. He was going to put some work in.
"...then, that bastard said he was going to fill my pussy with beer so he could drink it out of my cunt! What a sick fuck!"
The young lady had hoped that would be the capper, the thing to send him over the edge so he would go out there and smash the wetback's face all over the sidewalk. Instead, the look of anger on his face instantly melted, and he sat back down at the table.
"WHAT THE FUCK? GO OUT THERE AND KICK HIS ASS!"
And her boyfriend replied:
"There's no way I'm fucking with someone that can drink that much beer."