DoS

how to make a DoS attack?

and how to prevent?

>>1
Use Autohotkey to press F5 repeatedly

ping -f warez.satanic.net

You can DOS /prog/ by being FV.

and whatis FV?

>>6
Terrible!

>>1
Read SICP

USE LOIC, HURRRRR

do i need a software to do this?

wtf is LOIC?

>>10
ping.exe

>>11
A miserable pile of Trojans and googled code.

>>10
Yes, you could use a software, but remember that Real Men make their own tools.
I suggest you take a look at instant.exe - software which makes a giant leap towards a full fledged, yet easy to use programming language and development environment. But it also remains scalable so that programming newbies can cope with it. Networking, using a real database - only for professionals? No way! It's all possible using Instant.EXE 3.0 with its easy to use interface!
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>>14
Instant.exe is unscientific and ultimately destructive. Real Men make their own ENTERPRISE READY tools in the Scheme Programming Language.

>>15
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instant.exe make programs, but i want to make a DoS Attack, what configs i use?

>>17
Go back to /b/, please. They attempt (and usually fail) DDoS attacks on one websight or another every other day. Maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about fail and AIDS while you're there.

>>18
Are you saying that Javascripts that repeatedly reload large pictures are ``fail''? I think you might be a newfag, for they are epic win.

>>16
You forgot converting visitors to customers.

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>>16
I leveraged core skillsets a little in my mouth when I read that.

how can i make a Javascript that can reload pages or large pictures?

>>22
Forget it, it's NP complete

>>23
But Javascript is Touring complete, so it should be able to solve it.

>>24
It's solvable, but it requires more energy than boiling the oceans.

>>25
If JS boils the oceans, Earth will become frozen and void :(

what hackers knows to do things like that? assembly? dos batch? what?

>>26
I see what you did there.

And seriously, that would be worse than if the world became Gaia.

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>>28
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