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FIOC declared language of the year

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 19:20


PHP           ████       115      13.36%
Perl         ███    72     8.36%
Python         ███████    226     26.25%
Ruby         ███    46     5.34%
C         ████    114     13.24%
C++         █████    129     14.98%
Java         ████    106     12.31%
Lisp         ██    9     1.05%
Erlang         █    4     0.46%
Smalltalk    █     1     0.12%
Haskell        ██     11     1.28%
C#         ███    19     2.21%
Lua         █    4     0.46%
COBOL         █    3     0.35%
Scheme         █    2     0.23%
OCaml         █    0     0%

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 19:21

Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 19:21

That did not turn out as I had envisioned it.
I blame Shiichan

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 19:28


PHP           ████       115      13.36%
Perl         ███    72     8.36%
Python         ███████    226     26.25%
Ruby         ███    46     5.34%
C         ████    114     13.24%
C++         █████    129     14.98%
Java         ████    106     12.31%
Lisp         ██    9     1.05%
Erlang         █    4     0.46%
Smalltalk    █     1     0.12%
Haskell        ██     11     1.28%
C#         ███    19     2.21%
Lua         █    4     0.46%
COBOL         █    3     0.35%
Scheme         █    2     0.23%
OCaml         █    0     0%

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 19:40

What do these numbers mean?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 19:47

>>5
They're numbers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 19:58

haha lua over scheme.  fucking owned /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 20:29

>>7
Scheme is not a language for doing actual programming. It's a language for understanding how to be a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 20:53

sepples over c? this poll is obviously rigged.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 20:56

PHP         ¦¦¦¦     115   13.36%
Perl        ¦¦¦      72    8.36%
Python      ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦  226   26.25%
Ruby        ¦¦¦      46    5.34%
C           ¦¦¦¦     114   13.24%
C++         ¦¦¦¦¦    129   14.98%
Java        ¦¦¦¦     106   12.31%
Lisp        ¦¦       9     1.05%
Erlang      ¦        4     0.46%
Smalltalk   ¦        1     0.12%
Haskell     ¦¦       11    1.28%
C#          ¦¦¦      19    2.21%
Lua         ¦        4     0.46%
COBOL       ¦        3     0.35%
Scheme      ¦        2     0.23%
OCaml       ¦        0     0%

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 21:03

What is this measuring?  How much of the code is indented?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 21:12

>>11
The average penis length of programmers that prefer the given language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 21:13

>>11
It's the % speed advantage over OCaml.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 21:41

>>11
How much your anus gets haxed while working in that language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 21:52

What about Objective-C?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 21:56

>>15
It's not a language. Also, anux.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 23:02

Python > * makes sense, but C++ > C ??

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 23:37

>>17
Python > * makes sense
Whatever do you mean?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 23:39

>>18
I mean I'm a faggot who loves dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 1:49

>>19
Patrick Collison?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 4:59

Anon declared epeen of the year (comparison)

PHP         ==>
Perl        =========================>
Python      ========>
Ruby        ==========>
C           ===================>
C++         ==================>
Java        ==========>
Lisp        ----------------------------------->
Erlang      /\/\/\>
Smalltalk   --------->
Haskell     ?
C#          ==>
Lua         =====>
COBOL       ?
Scheme      =>
OCaml       ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 9:35


PHP         ?>
Perl        ^&$%&^%()$(!)';}=>
Python      ==
              ==
                ==
                  ==>
Lisp        )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))>
Haskell     <=>

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 9:49

>>22
Haskell /= Ruby

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 9:56

Haskell     >>=

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 9:57

Nice thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 10:23

>>21
/\/\/\>
Does that mean Erlang programmers have exceptionally thick penii?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 10:35

wtf is a penius?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 10:40

LINNIX

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 10:49

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 10:51

>>26
penii
My bad, the proper plurar form is penes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 13:23

>>30
Actually the correct plural would be pen0rs.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 13:32

>>31
i think you'll find it's penix0rs

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 14:10

The pleasure of being "GRUNNUR" inside.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 14:31

"GRUNNER" my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 14:47

>>32
Certified PENIX developer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 16:38

"GRUNNER" my "CUDDER".

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 20:27

>>32
i think you mean penixen

>>33
http://tera.waro.su/"GRUNNUR"/

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 7:29

>>37
No one cares.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 8:58

Haskell     (repeat '=' ++ ">")

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 10:03

>>39
reverse . (:) '>' $ repeat '='

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