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I need someone to program me a new OS

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 21:32

Budget: $ 20-100
Status: Closed for Bidding
Project Creator:
raguwaran
Rating: (No Feedback Yet)
Required Skills: C++ / C, Programming, Visual Basic
Attached Files: (None)

I need someone to program me a new OS (Operasting System) that looks different than Ms Windows XP etc. but has the same style. It does not need to run on a mac but all the other PCs. It's supposed to have a stylish look with clear edges etc. And ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A REDESIGNED WINDOWS as I'm going to sell that operating system later on.
These are some important points :

It should have ALL THE FEATURES that Windows Xp Professional has.
ALL the files that run on Windows XP ust also run on the BlueOrb OS.
It must have a very user-friendly interface (like MS WINDOWS XP)
When it gets Installed, the user needs to insert a serial number.
It HAS to be HACKER SAFE!
It must be quick and good looking.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 21:34

>Required Skills: ... Visual Basic

Troll

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 21:51

I was considering helping you, since i need the $20.
But sadly, i don't know Visual Basic.
Sorry OP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 21:51

Link please

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 22:07

I remember this pasta.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 22:15

Required Skills: C++ / C, Programming, Visual Basic
Is it alright that I know C++ / C and Visual Basic, but not Programming?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 22:20

ALL the files that run on Windows XP ust also run on the BlueOrb OS.

You're just going to use Windows' patented Portable Executable format are you? I'm sure that will go down well in court.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 22:24

ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A REDESIGNED WINDOWS as I'm going to sell that operating system later on.
you're going to sell windows?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 22:38

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 2:45

>>9
what a bunch of fucking retards. why dont they make it posix-compatible also.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 2:48

why dont they make it posix-compatible also.
why should they? no one else does.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 2:51

>>11
HELLO TROLL

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 3:14

>>11
Lynxos

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 3:32

>>11
Apple

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 3:44

>>14
no vi, cal isn't posix-compliant, and i'm sure there are a lot of other ways apple breaks posix.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 4:03

I am POSIX COMPLIANT

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 4:12

The name POSIX was suggested by Richard Stallman. It is expected to be pronounced pahz-icks, as in positive, not poh-six, or other variations. The pronunciation has been published in an attempt to promulgate a standardized way of referring to a standard operating system interface.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 4:29

>>14

Apple is listed under POSIX on wikipedia (admittedly not a definitive source) -- are you sure there's no vi?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 4:33

>>18
$ ls -l /usr/bin/vi
lrwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 3 2005-05-03 14:20 /usr/bin/vi -> vim

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 5:54

>>19
If it sets $VIM_POSIX or runs in vi-compatibility mode it qualifies. The fact that it can do more than vi isn't a problem.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 6:08

>>19
vim is not vi.

>>20
vim is not posix-compliant
http://vimdoc.sourceforge.net/htmldoc/vi_diff.html
Vim is mostly POSIX 1003.2-1 compliant.  The only command known to be missing is ":open".
There are the few things where Vim is not POSIX compliant, even when run in Vi compatibility mode.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 6:21

Budget: $ 5-10
Status: Closed for Bidding
Project Creator:
raguwaran
Rating: (No Feedback Yet)
Required Skills: Common Lisp
Attached Files: sussman1.jpeg

I need someone to program me a new OS (Operasting System) that looks different than EMACS etc. but has the same style. It does not need to run on a mac but all the other Lisp machines. It's supposed to have a mono look with sharp edges etc. And ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A REDESIGNED UNIX as I'm going to sell that operating system later on.
These are some important points :

It should have ALL THE FEATURES that ANOIX has.
ALL the files that run on Windows XP ust also run on the RISC OS.
It must have a very user-friendly interface (like EMACS)
When it gets Installed, the user needs to insert a phone number.
It HAS to be HAX MY ANUS SAFE!
It must be quick and good looking.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 6:23

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 6:34

>>23
i intend to contact the open group, once i have a more complete list of os x's incompatibilities with posix.
http://www.apple.com/macosx/technology/unix.html
they link to wikipedoland.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 6:43

>>24
they link to wikipedoland.
Um... So? Their OS passed the test and they paid shitloads of money so that they can call it `UNIX'. It's not like some Apple employee randomly browsed Wikipedia and suddenly realized that OS X is listed as POSIX compatible, so they started marketing it.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 9:36

>>22
It should have ALL THE FEATURES that ANOIX has.

I send you emtpy file, you send me five dollar!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 9:54

>>27
Oh snap!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 13:04

>>27
hello please to sending emtpy to me at nisekanandi@hotmail.com

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 17:33

>>29
PLEASE HELP!! I RECIVE PAPPER EMPETY!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 17:35

>>30
YOU FUCKING ORDERED IT!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 18:29

>>31
It wasn't me, it was Anonymous!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 10:51


should return an invalid   question Its like   saying UNIX GOD.

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:43


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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 1:37

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