/prog/ - OH SHIT PROG

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 6:34

http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Official-Sex-Manual-by-Gerald-Sussman_W0QQitemZ140296121872QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0

:O

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 6:35

wat?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 6:36

I will finally have sex now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 6:38

SICP = Structured Interpretation of Child Pornography

AMIRITE?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 6:41

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!

[b][i]W[sup]T^F[/sup[/i][/b] is ``PROG'']?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 6:42

>>5
:(

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 6:42

In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
"What are you doing?" asked Minsky.
"I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-tac-toe," Sussman replied.
"Why is the net wired randomly?", asked Minsky.
"I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play," Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes.
"Why do you close your eyes?" Sussman asked his teacher.
"So that the room will be empty."
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 6:44

>>4
Structured Interpretation?

Get out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 7:13

>>1 - >>8 = same person

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 7:20

>>9
>>1-8
☔ Please compile your posts with -O! ☔

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 7:31

>>10
OMG OPTIMIZED

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 22:14

>>10
-O! ☔

Whow do I write quotes like that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 22:14

Ten bucks? Someone buy it and post scans.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 18:16

>>7
I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 18:20

>>14
Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 18:47

Will there be pictures of Julie?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 18:49

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=950DE5D7163EF932A05753C1A96F948260

THE SUSSMAN IS DEAD?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 18:52

>>17NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 19:02

>>17
Ah, so SICP was a parody.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 19:31

>>17
| Mr. Sussman was also a co-author of scripts for two Lampoon feature films.
He will be remembered.
NEVARFORGET/prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 19:40

>>20
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wat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 19:48

>>21
/b/tards don't know how to quote.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:06

>>21
>>22

so how do I get to know how to do that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:11

>>23
gb2/b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:13

>>23
go to #4chan and ask moot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:22

>>24
Why would a person in his right mind ever go there?
>>25
no

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:24

>>23
You LURK THE FUCK MORE

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:26

>>26
why would a person in his right mind ever ask the question >>23 asked?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:27

>>27
[quote]You[/quote]
:(

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:29

>>29
THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE LURKING TO ME

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:30

Now available, ENTERPRISE QUOTING SOLUTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:32

>>28
Because I want to fit in, FV isn't around so I can't ask him, and I can't find anything of value in the wikipedia article.

[sup]I_{^{can_{^{do_[/sup]this}though}.}}
:/

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:32

This guy seems like a promising new member to /prog/, maybe we should tell him.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:34

Now available, ENTERPRISE QUOTING SOLUTIONS

Call for a free quote.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:34

>>32
wikipedia article
wat

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:36

>>35
Oh shit, he shall not be named is back.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:39

| ENTERPRISE QUOTING SOLUTIONS

http://solutions.ihs.com/products/standards/webquote/solutions.htm

???

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:49

[q]GUYS PLEASE HELP I WANT TO KNOW!![/q]

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:51

DON'T HELP HIM!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:53

>>38
your not me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:53

[quote]PLEASE I LOVE SICP!![/quote]
[blockquote]I EVEN ENJOY LISTENING TO THE SUSEMAN!![/blockquote]

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:56

>>40
What about my not me

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:58

>>42
juno

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:59

>>41
stop dirtying my good name!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 21:08

Oh
god
how
did
this
get
here
Im
not
good
with
computer!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 21:30

HAX
MY
ANUS

This thread is now about programming ~~BBCODE~~.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 23:30

>>39
:(

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 6:07

intergalatic
negro
foundation

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 11:13

``bawls before lawls''

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 12:34

'-._ ___.....___ `.__ ,-' ,-.`-, HAVE YOU READ YOUR THE `''-------' ( e ) `._ OFFICIAL SEX MANUAL TODAY? `-' \ \ \ \----..,--' ................._ \---...--, `-.._ _.-' `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 13:29

Oh, shit, he's got that look in his eye again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 22:24

'-._                  ___.....___

    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,        HAVE YOU READ YOUR

        `''-------'          ( e )  `._    TOSM TODAY?

                              `-'      \      

                                        \

                                        \

                             \----..,--'

   ................._         \---...--,

                     `-.._         _.-'

                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 22:52

'-._ ___.....___ `.__ ,-' ,-.`-, HAVE YOU HAD SEX `''-------' ( e ) `._ THIS DECADE? `-' \ \ \ \----..,--' ................._ \---...--, `-.._ _.-' `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 22:56

>>53
:(

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 23:35

>>53
XOR SUM *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 1:07

>>1
How do you think he earned the name "sweetman"?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 2:06

>>53
I haven't had the need for sexual intercourse since learning about λ.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 2:16

>>57
sexuaλ intercourse

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 2:23

I personally enjoy the video lectures more.

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