/prog/ - Nine-year-old writes iPhone code

Name: ＶＩＰＰＥＲ◆ !ToTeM.POLE 2009-02-09 12:58

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7874291.stm

So easy, 9 yr old can do it

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 13:14

Nine-year-old learns English writing
http://www.oed.com/learning/

So easy, 9 yr old can do it

Name: Nine-year-old haxxes an anus 2009-02-09 13:42

http://anushax.on.nimp.org/

So easy, 9 yr old can do it

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 14:09

>>3
back to /comp/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 15:40

Who ever said programming was hard?
I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 15:56

Well, that kid accomplished more than most of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 15:58

>>6
except for the people here who do any programming

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 16:00

>>5
so did everyone and their dog named haskel

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 16:48

>>3
Back to /lounge/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 16:58

>>4
>>9
Back to http://on.nimp.org/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 18:10

>>10
Back to http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html, please.

Name: ＶＩＰＰＥＲ◆ !ToTeM.POLE 2009-02-09 20:11

Disregard, I suck cocks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 20:11

>>7
except for the people here who do any programming
Oh, you...

Useless toy programs in Python and Haskell don't count.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 20:32

>>13
Would you say the same thing if Shiichan were implemented in Python or Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 21:18

>>14
Shiichan is too shitty to be implemented in the beauty that is Haskell.

And Python... well, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 21:24

>>15
Shiichan is too shitty to be implemented in the beauty that is Haskell.
But how can a true Haskell Nomad resist a challenge: making software as shitty as Shitchan is no easy task!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 22:04

>>15
writing shitty FIOC is easy. it's somewhere between writing shitty php and writing shitty perl.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 22:38

>>17
It's not a matter of ease, it's a matter of why in the Sussman's name would you ever WANT to?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 23:08

>>18
because when i write VALID PERL CODE it makes me feel like a real /prog/rammer.

_{_{and that makes me feel good about myself}}

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 0:35

programmer - noun - one who rams progs

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 1:34

programmer adj./n. /proʊˈgræmər/
1. one who advocates spelling `grammar' as `grammer'.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 1:34

>>18
with php, your code ends up being shitty even if you try to make it not shitty.
with perl, you can at least write non-shitty code if you try.
FIOC is somewhere in between.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 3:21

>>19
you shouldn't derive too much self esteem from simple tasks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 5:09

BBC NEWS | Technology | Twenty-five-year-old writes iPhone code

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 15:18

Troll writes /prog/ thread

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1234200922/

So easy, HMA MEME FAN can do it

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 20:03

programmer adj./n. /proʊˈgræmər/
1. one who advocates spelling `grammar' as "GRUNNUR".

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 20:15

>>26
I was the first programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 20:17

I was part of the group of dedicated /prog/rammers who gave their life to make "GRUNNUR" a meme.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 21:28

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7874291.stm

So easy, 9 yr old's father can do it

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 21:32

>>27
That you, Ada Lovelace?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 8:44

>>31
I'd give Leah Culver a Perl necklace, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 0:55

Lain.

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If my rather charismatic Bard rolls 1d20+8 for a gather information check, it takes 1d4+1 HOURS to complete. So does that mean I can't do anything else for christ knows how many turns?! Surely by that time the party would have moved on!

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