Last night...

Last night I had a nightmare.

I dreamed that I was using some web software written in PHP and that script kiddies were hacking my website to pieces and there was nothing I could do and lost my website. It was horrible!

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>I hear some guys forked it in order to listen more to the community to remove these complicated features which no-one wants.

Execution plan? WTF is an execution plan? I want to concatenate strings to query my "database." And I want to do a poor job and let magic hopefully save me.

Also, I have no idea about security. How would removing any and all access to database objects except a defined list of stored procedures that execute well defined logic help with that?

And all these other relational concepts confuse me. Can't we just have a database that works like a CSV file?