Last night...

Last night I had a nightmare.

I dreamed that I was using some web software written in PHP and that script kiddies were hacking my website to pieces and there was nothing I could do and lost my website. It was horrible!

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>I rely on a half ass "RDMS" that only recently added this fancy thing known as stored procedures. I don't use them though because I have magic to help me.

I hear some guys forked it in order to listen more to the community to remove these complicated features which no-one wants.