Last night...

Last night I had a nightmare.

I dreamed that I was using some web software written in PHP and that script kiddies were hacking my website to pieces and there was nothing I could do and lost my website. It was horrible!

I am a PHP developer.

I mix my coding logic with my markup to echo out more markup.

I setup my PHP by editing the lines in a text file.

I enjoy major breaking changes to basic shit when each new version is released.

I don't know what unicode is.

I don't know what a thread is.

I rely on a half ass "RDMS" that only recently added this fancy thing known as stored procedures. I don't use them though because I have magic to help me.

I am a PHP developer, and I make web pages like its 1998.