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java help!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 19:06

class Hello
{
   public static void main(String[] args)
   {
      System.out.printIn("Hello world!");
   }
}

Im a noob can someone help me make this work?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 19:07

0/10

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 19:09

its my first job in my class and i did it right im positive

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 19:25

>>2
DivisioinOfZeroException!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 19:50

>>3
That's why it works!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 19:51

>>2
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 19:58

You know that simplifies to just 0, there's no need to type the "/10" part.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 19:58

Suck your wrong bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 20:22

>>1
class Hello{
  public static void Main(){
    System.Console.WriteLine("Hello World!");
  }
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 20:50

>>1

print"hello world"

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 22:29

>>9
K&R {} indentation considered harmful, according to all ENTERPRISE JAVA BEST PRACTICES CODING GUIDES I've seen.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-05 23:33

All the more reason to use it, >>11-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 12:47

class Hello {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Hello world!");
    }
}

This is clearly the best bracers/indentation style.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 12:52

>>11
>>9 isn't java.

>>13
good job, you doubled the amount of indentation, which more than makes up for any increased readability from putting spaces before the opening braces.

Name: SO EZ CAVEMAN CAN DO IT 2009-02-06 12:52

Hello world!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 18:23

>>14
>>9 isn't java.
are you sure?

i know what you're trying to do there. but i ask again,

are you sure?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 18:47

>>16
i'm pretty sure System.Console is a .net thing. java has that System.out faggotry.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 18:49

>>17

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 18:57

>>18
EXPERT REPLIER

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 19:34

class Hello {
    public static void Main() {
        System.Console.WriteLine("Hello World!"); } }

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 21:50

>>20
is a retired C programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 23:51

main = putStrLn "Hello World!"

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 0:48

>>1
      System.out.printIn("Hello world!");
      printIn("Hello world!");
printIn
In
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 4:23

Hmm, what is the natural logarithm of "Hello world!"？

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 4:31

"Hello World!" .

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 4:35

>>24
The problem is that his L is an I.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 4:35

>>25
public class Test {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println(Math.log(("Hello World!").hashCode()));
    }
}

Returns NaN.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 4:42

>>26
That's not what I asked!

Name: >>28 2009-02-07 4:45

Maybe I should stop using my Mona font override GM script, for a second I saw it as "I" then it went back to looking like a "l".

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 4:57

Haxxis> log "Hello World!"

<interactive>:1:0:
    No instance for (Floating [Char])
      arising from a use of `log' at <interactive>:1:0-17
    Possible fix: add an instance declaration for (Floating [Char])
    In the expression: log "Hello World!"
    In the definition of `it': it = log "Hello World!"

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 5:31

>>28
Assuming we're using ASCII or a superset thereof, ``Hello world!'' is 0x48656c6c6f20776f726c6421 (or 22405534230753963835153736737 in base 10). The natural logarithm would be 65.27910550305792.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 5:44

The natural logarithm would be 65.27910550305792.
How do you know that?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 6:35

most efficient C pound version

class Program
{
    static void Main(string[] args)
    {
        System.Console.WriteLine("{0}{1}{2}{3}{4}{5}{6}{7}{8}{9}{10}{11}",
            'H', 'e', 'l', 'l', 'o', ' ', 'W', 'o', 'r', 'l', 'd', '!');
    }
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 6:39

>>33
What is C£?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 6:41

>>34
about 13

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 7:38

>>34
# IS POUND EUROFAG

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 7:43

>>36
# is an octothorpe, get it right!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 7:50

>>37
# is a hash.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 7:51

>>38
No, hash is something you smoke.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 7:54

I hashed your mother last night

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 8:03

I smoked your hash last night

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 8:08

I smoked your mother's hash last night

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 8:12

I smashed your mother's night last hash

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 8:36

I mothered your smoked hash last night

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 9:00

Mother mothered mother's grandmother mother mother.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 10:38

I nighted your hash mother last smoke.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 2:56

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:40

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