Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 15:19
Cat3 would be skinny, scrawny, and more tolerant of being pulled around corners by its tail. It would be a dingy grey color, and would always have seemed to act as if it were very, very old, even when it were a kitten. You'd probably shy away from Cat3 if someone tried to give it to you.
Cat5 would be a little thicker around the middle, and a lot less durable than Cat3, but far more pleasant to have around. When shopping for a new cat, you'd be sure to get one at least as good as Cat5 -- even though cats of this quality always seem to be a putrid shade of blue.
Cat5e would be almost like Cat5, except for its bizarrely efficient gait: When walking its legs would all work at different intervals to avoid interfering with eachother.
Cat6 would be big and obviously muscular. It would run circles around Cat3, Cat5, and Cat5e, due in part to its pigeon-toed paws, but would be so fragile that its skin would fall off fatally if you so much as rubbed it the wrong way. It would be green or red or pink, or really any other color than blue. Everyone wants a cat as good as Cat6 for a pet, but few can justify the expense of such a breed, and fewer still have any real need for such an tightly-strung animal.
Cat5 would be a little thicker around the middle, and a lot less durable than Cat3, but far more pleasant to have around. When shopping for a new cat, you'd be sure to get one at least as good as Cat5 -- even though cats of this quality always seem to be a putrid shade of blue.
Cat5e would be almost like Cat5, except for its bizarrely efficient gait: When walking its legs would all work at different intervals to avoid interfering with eachother.
Cat6 would be big and obviously muscular. It would run circles around Cat3, Cat5, and Cat5e, due in part to its pigeon-toed paws, but would be so fragile that its skin would fall off fatally if you so much as rubbed it the wrong way. It would be green or red or pink, or really any other color than blue. Everyone wants a cat as good as Cat6 for a pet, but few can justify the expense of such a breed, and fewer still have any real need for such an tightly-strung animal.