/prog/ - What language should I learn

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 23:21

Hey /prog/ I'm wondering what ENTERPRISE language to learn in order to get a job. I know C if that helps.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 23:23

Fuck your enterprise, learn perl.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 2:50

ENTERPRISE?
lrn2 java

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 2:59

>>1
C#. it's the only ENTERPRISE language that reasonably supports functional programming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 3:04

Fjölnir

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 6:08

Einingin GRUNNUR er loks utt inn

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 6:10

>>4
Actually, Nemerle quite reasonably supports functional programming, and isn't terribly different from Seshup.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 6:33

As do Javascript and XSLT. Half the internet runs on those.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 8:21

>>8
I wasn't aware that XSLT was a functional language

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 9:19

Not completely so, particularly because functions aren't an assignable and passable data type, but it uses many of the same principles, i.e. the output is the result of various transformations of the input. However: http://fxsl.sourceforge.net/articles/FuncProg/Functional%20Programming.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-30 11:55

>>7
Nemerle isn't really enterprise, though.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-31 22:03

OP here.

So Java is a safe bet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-01 3:31

>>12
Most certainly. It's a concentrated ball of design-by-commitee enterprise, and working with it will give you easy access to clusterfucks like SOAP and CORBA. You could be sitting in front of your workstation and programming in a suit as a salaryman in as little as five months time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-01 3:47

>>10
XSLT is touring complete. any touring complete language can emulate any other touring complete language.

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>>14
Turing means nothing. BrainFuck is also Turing complete and no one written a server in it.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-01 5:47

>>15
http://attrition.org/security/advisory/gobbles/GOBBLES-15.txt

Name: =+==F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D==+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-02-01 6:00

>>16
"Basically mod_bf is a brainfuck interpreter that interprets .bf files
on Apache webserver machines."
Thats a plugin, not a standalone server.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-01 8:03

>>16
Do not respond to troll posts. Do not feed the trolls.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-01 9:16

>>18
Why would we need to perform such a task?
Trolls can feed themself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-01 17:02

>>15
sitting in front of your workstation and programming in a suit as a salaryman
Shit, that prospect doesn't look very good.
Is there any way to get a job without having to wear a suit?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-01 17:47

Is there any way to get a job without having to wear a suit?

Academia, the pay isn't quite as good, but lots of vacation time and casual environment makes up for it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-01 18:10

>>15
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Fuck off, faggot.

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What language should I learn

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