/prog/ - YourLanguageSucks

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 18:55

http://wiki.theory.org/YourLanguageSucks#Python_Sucks_because:

It doesn't even mention the FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 19:12

>>1
That's because ``forced indentation" is only a problem for idiots

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 19:22

(1) == 1 # (1) is just 1
This is ``fucking retarded''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 20:05

*Why* diverge from the standard identifier format, [a-zA-Z][a-zA-Z0-9_]*, which has been in use since the 1970s?
Apparently unaware of ＬＩＳＰ.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 22:04

>>1
if you mispell a variable name you don't get notified at compile time

The fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 22:15

#define HASH_KEY_NON_EXISTANT
I lol'd hard

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 2:19

That's the best they could come up with for Python? Fuck, I love Python and I could think of more damning things than that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 3:03

>>7
One word, FIOC, thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 4:36

That's the weakest criticism of Python I've ever seen. They should've included FIOC just to make their list of non-issues complete.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 4:37

String.downcase? Who calls it "downcase?" It's called "lower case," and the method should be called "lowercase," "lower," or even "toLowerCase." And String.upcase should have been called "uppercase," "upper," or even "toUpperCase."
EMACS

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 7:12

shittiest failtroll ever.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 13:08

Who calls it "downcase?"
or even "toLowerCase."
"lower,"
Faggot punctuation considered harmful.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 14:35

C# sucks because:
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- Supports 'goto'.
That's not a very long list

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 14:55

I can't edit without registering an account for this lame website, but if I could I'd add something like "This page sucks because:"

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 15:02

>>13
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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 15:29

I actually like FIOC because notations to end blocks/methods are fucking butt ugly (end in ruby, curly braces in C, Java, etc).

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 15:36

>>16
My IDE automatically creates opening and closing braces. Get a better IDE would be my suggestion, to you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 15:50

>>17
He didn't say they are a pain to write, he said they're ugly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 16:43

>>16

if (cocks) {

    std::cout << "you said there would be FIOC, WHERE IS THE FIOC" << std::endl;

}

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 17:51

>>17
You're a faggot for using an IDE, and for thinking having tools that work around shittiness in languages means that those languages are magically not shitty anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 18:37

>>20
Why do braces make a shitty language? Do you also think LISP is shitty because of parenthesis? It seems to me you want the language to mollycoddle you, heaven forbid the IDE should want to mollycoddle.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-28 8:03

The Forced Indentation Of The Code

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-28 9:48

>>22
You don't want to capitalize that 'T' there. Actually, you probably don't want those 'the's there at all. (Unless you're a faggot, that is.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-28 11:57

>>23
You don't want to capitalize that "HAXED ANUS" there. Actually, you probably don't want those 'HAXED ANUS's there at all. (Unless you're a faggot, that is.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-28 15:19

>>24
Hax My Anus

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