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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 16:22

What does /prog/ think of ruby? Will this language make me an EXPERT PROGRAMMER?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 16:22

Yes, but it's called SLOW AS FUCK for a reason.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 21:22

Yes, but it's called SLOW ASS FUCK for a reason.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 23:41

>>3
Still programs in SeppSEGMENTATION FAULT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 0:09

>>4
What happened to hi@*U&)%J%#@)#$NO CARRIER

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:14

ruby is lisp done right.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:14

clojure has nothing on JRuby

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:24

ONE SCOPE. THE FORCED PATCHING OF NIL. THREAD OVER.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:34

Python is Ruby done right.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:50

Python is Ruby done right minus functional programming, dsls, macros, mixins, blocks, the list goes on...

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:51

>>9

what >>10 is trying to say to you, is lambda his proc.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 1:56

>>10
Well, at least Python has a dictatorial faggot determining the direction of the language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 2:17

>>10
blocks
What the fuck is the difference between a proper lambda function and a block? And why does Ruby have THREE separate incompatible mechanisms of specifying a bit of code to execute later?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 4:00

>>12
That's just not as exciting as a group of eccentrics with some serious social issues.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 4:05

>>13
Because Ruby is huge, underspecified and slow as fuck. I think blocks don't have their own scope; they're not real enclosures.
But who knows, I can't find Ruby's scoping rules succinctly documented anywhere. Fuck, I'm not even quite sure whether the scoping is dynamic or static. Rubyists seem to love to stuff their APIs full of magic shit just because they can.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 4:12

>>15
Such as Rails.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 21:34

>>16
Which is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 22:55

http://railsblob.blogspot.com/

Average ruby programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 22:59

>>15
we need a new language
who wants to design a languaue with me?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 2:28

>>19
OFIOC compiled (and incrementally compiled for interactive) python-ish with most of the Perl 6 and Haskell-features?

Name: name !3GqYIJ3Obs 2009-01-26 2:33

test

Name: Crumbunist !xaK6RJwrKY 2009-01-26 2:37

Ruby won't make you an EXPERT PROGRAMMER any more than any other language will. Actually defining and solving problems will.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 9:58

>>22
It seems you´ve provided a real answer to his question.

You must be confused. Here at /prog/ we live by three words: Trolls Trolling Trolls.

So, if you could please refrain from HELPING HIM!, that would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,
FUQIN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 10:06

>>23
if this is the case, then why do we hate FrozenShit so much?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 10:30

>>24
YHBMT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 11:07

>>24
we hate FV because he isn´t Trolling. he actually believes the bullshit he says and believes we should believe it, too.

heś truly lost The Game

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-26 11:14

>>26
I see we getting some  progress,but dismissing that "bullshit" wouldn't make it disappear.
In fact,your attitude is that of ignorant  dogmatism  which can be only dismantled from the inside.
 
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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 11:32

>>27
7.51/10

you started off weak, but ended pretty strong. however, the wording killed it overall.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-26 12:01

>>28
If you rate my posts as troll posts,
then you admit   i'm a "troll" which is approved in >>23
And you have no reason to  hate   me.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 12:45

>>29
EXPERT LOGICIAN

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 7:02

looking RENAME"  a /thread RENAME" you do /proc/ you you you walking I'll I'll walking by, friends.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 6:24

PBAUNMTPSUU
test

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 14:36

/prog/ will be spammed continuously until further notice. we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-18 3:18

Ruby? Slow as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-18 3:22

>>36
Thanks mod-sama

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