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X# is the new SICP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 16:24

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 16:27

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THIS SHARP BULLSHIT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 16:30

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THIS X BULLSHIT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 16:34

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THIS ORANGE MASCOT BULLSHIT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 16:35

I nearly threw up my dinner.

``XML-oriented programming language'' and ``compiled to Java Byte code'' in the index page was already giving me goosebumps.

...then I clicked ``Code Samples'' Is this some sort of joke?

Name: scd 2009-01-21 16:55

I threw up a little in my mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 16:58

>>6
I threw up a lot in my mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 17:56

>>7
I think I threw up a bit in your mouth too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 21:02

CODE IS POETRY

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 21:04

>>8
We have been thrown up in our mouth constantly

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 21:06

It has nothing on the 50 Powerful Commands and 250+ System Variables of Instant.EXE Professional[1]

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1: http://www.instantexe.com/index.php?link_id=features#comparison

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-21 22:08

ENTERPRISE QUALITY!

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-22 4:03

Instant.exe sounds kinda interesting."An entire webserver has been created with Instant.EXE, and nobody is going to stop you from writing your very own mail-client or the like."
What they use as backend?


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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 18:49

Fast

X# code is compiled to Java Byte code and has the same performance as Java applications. X# byte code is compatible with all Java virtual machines.


Fast like Java, useful like Visual Basic and readable like Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 19:31

>>14
Java is only 1.7 times slow than heavily-optimized C, on average.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 19:36

>>15
Perl is only 1.7 times readable than heavily-idented C, on average.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 19:51

>>16
Visual Basic is only 1.7 times... oh, never mind.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 19:51

>>16
C++ is only 9000 times gayer than heavily-aewsome C, on average

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 19:54

>>11
Wait
Instant.EXE is real? I thought it was some sort of a joke

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-23 19:56

>>19
It's both.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 1:16

<hax>
    <my>
        <anus />
    </my>
</hax>

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 1:50

>>21
Missing your DTD.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 3:04

Instant.EXE leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 6:04

>>23
Instant.EXE is a professional, scalable business solution based on industry-standard technologies such as parentheses, spaces and words. Its high-availability mechanism delivers five-nines availability for your mission-critical appliations, fitting your business needs. Its core runs on the Scheme or Common Lisp platforms, and is primarily written in Scheme, ensuring the application of industry best-practices and design patterns that will guarantee maximum customer satisfaction. It works in an object-oriented fashion, discovering business logic in a 2-tier architecture you can easily deploy to optimize cash flows, maximize profits and lower the Total Cost of Ownership, offering an early Return On Investment by converting visitors into customers and creating synergy between your different business departments. It works with your Business Intelligence, Enterprise Resource Planning and Content Management System solutions, and it provides an industry-leading Business Process Management module to facilitate workflow management and lifecycle management. A web services interface provides an enterprise-grade facility for business-to-business interaction and seamless integration with business logic. Lisp leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 17:04

>>24
Lisp leverages core skillsets and world-class (...)
Did you get tired re-writing the pasta?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 6:24

this  is /wiki/Touring-complete  meme is

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:10

Don't change these.
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